Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!

[Julianking93]

Eh, not much of a boob person myself.

Still, that's an...interesting way of going about things.

more of an ass man eh?

Exactly.

Not much of an attraction towards breasts, but I'm much more of an ass man.

Don't know why, but I go gaga over a great ass.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Those fools! Tempting fate like that.

Those sexy.. luscious.. bouncy... incredibly... [sub]foolss.[/sub]

 

[Lexodus]

I am just totally bamboozled (BAMBOOZLED!!!) at that cleric's reasoning.

BAMBOOZLED I SAY!

Surely you should be bamboobzled, in the spirit of this endeavour?

 

[Lexodus]

I've always been a firm believer of lateral thinking in science.
Next week: Did a mass lesbian orgy cause the Icelandic volcano to erupt? Join us as we attempt to recreate the EXACT CONDITIONS before the eruption. Tickets £5

[sub]I LOVE YOU[/sub]

 

[natster43]

"Many women who do not dress modestly... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,"
Probably the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

 

[samsonguy920]

no matter how strange the belief is it is not moral to mock it.
you should stop laughing at him.

It isn't laughing or mockery, but a show of support for women who do not have, but deserve freedom from oppression, persecution, and abuse. Which many suffer under the tight regime in Iran.

awwwwwwwwww man, I was expecting a bad troll

those thing make me laugh out of pity

You got one, that cleric is nothing but a troll. Using something as stupid as his assertions is just another example of escapegoatism.
I fully endorse this endeavour, and look forward to the results. Photos of the event would be appreciated as well. Uh, for science of course.

ohhhhhhhhh, that's good. you win a friend request

Yayyy!

Spoiler: Cookie for you!

 

[Billion Backs]

Lol, religion.

Also, I feel that this event is discriminating against me as a male. There is more than one kind of cleavage, and not all guys dig chicks!

 

[Billion Backs]

After the event...

"Frequency of earthquakes remained the same... but pirate attacks skyrocketed!"

Then the Pastafarians have to declare a fatwa against clevages, etc.

But duuude.

Pirates protect us from GLOBAL WARMING. More pirates would only be better!

Ramen.

 

[Minjoltr]

There's seriously no picture thread to go with this?

 

[Heretic95]

Lol, religion.

Also, I feel that this event is discriminating against me as a male. There is more than one kind of cleavage, and not all guys dig chicks!

I do see where you're coming from though. However the event is in support of women, so it makes sense if the cleavage shown is female as well, yes? Also I think everyone sees more than enough sweaty plumber crack than they'd care to in this life or the next.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

ffffffffffffffffffff fuckingg WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!??!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I've always been a firm believer of lateral thinking in science.
Next week: Did a mass lesbian orgy cause the Icelandic volcano to erupt? Join us as we attempt to recreate the EXACT CONDITIONS before the eruption. Tickets £5

[sub]I LOVE YOU[/sub]

I love you both.

[sub]How about $10, and I get to be in the middle[/sub]?

<__>

Oh, and you are all wrong! The Earth moves because Chuck Norris looks down upon it, and it moves - causing the Earth to quake - out of fear of his all-powerful gaze. Clearly.

 

[awsome117]

I now declare Apirl 26th to be an international holiday

what should it be called?

"Boob Day"? Sounds nice, easy to remember and says what it is.

EDIT: OT I "firmly" support this

 

[SultanP]

no matter how strange the belief is it is not moral to mock it.
you should stop laughing at him.

Actually, you're wrong, it is very moral to mock someone who chose to believe something like that. Informed opinions are okay, being mentally challenged is okay, but actually choosing to believe something so retarded deserves to be mocked non stop, to the grave and beyond.

Of course if you're not serious then good job, you got me baited and reeled me in.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

And this is why it is a great time to be in college right now.
*goes back to the college to continue his oogling*

 

[Billion Backs]

Lol, religion.

Also, I feel that this event is discriminating against me as a male. There is more than one kind of cleavage, and not all guys dig chicks!

I do see where you're coming from though. However the event is in support of women, so it makes sense if the cleavage shown is female as well, yes? Also I think everyone sees more than enough sweaty plumber crack than they'd care to in this life or the next.

Are you sure? I've seen some hot guys, and I'm pretty close to the "straight" side on the whole spectrum.

 

[Canid117]

Wait, what? They're using breasts... For science? Y'know what, no. No amount of money is going to be able to get me out of my clothing, not even for science.

Eh, not much of a boob person myself.

Still, that's an...interesting way of going about things.

more of an ass man eh?

no he's more of a [insert joke concerning his sexuality here] person amiright? (i kid, I just couldn't resist)

also I get really tired of tools saying "eww i don't want to expose my self because of some weird personal illogical moral obligation."

get over it, if they had some thing for guys on this I would do it. If you simply don't want to do it because you don't feel like it, or if you have some kind of disease or something fine. but DONT come here talking like your so high and mighty and whining about shit, beating other women down for this, because your too much of a sheeple prick to engage in this.

you just wanna see their tits don't you?

Eh, not much of a boob person myself.

Still, that's an...interesting way of going about things.

more of an ass man eh?

Exactly.

Not much of an attraction towards breasts, but I'm much more of an ass man.

Don't know why, but I go gaga over a great ass.

To each his own. I personally appreciate both.

 

[Billion Backs]

no matter how strange the belief is it is not moral to mock it.
you should stop laughing at him.

That's the weakest excuse ever.

And by your logic, shouldn't we release all the really delusional/psychopathic people too? I mean, I don't personally mind, but isn't it just a bit hypocritical to have some people believe in unprovable dude in the sky controlling everything despite what science (i.e. information derived from testing and monitoring things) and say that they deserve respect but lock down people who believe there's a flying racoon spirit telling them that the government officials are reptilians?

Mock the beliefs. Ask for proof. Question traditions. Fight those who silence you.

 

[K_Dub]

It's always the ridiculous accusations that start these kinds of events. And I love it! Nothing is better than disproving some crackpot theory that some jackass came up with! It's hilarious and that "scientist" is gonna look like a fool.

 

[Plazmatic]

Wait, what? They're using breasts... For science? Y'know what, no. No amount of money is going to be able to get me out of my clothing, not even for science.

Eh, not much of a boob person myself.

Still, that's an...interesting way of going about things.

more of an ass man eh?

no he's more of a [insert joke concerning his sexuality here] person amiright? (i kid, I just couldn't resist)

also I get really tired of tools saying "eww i don't want to expose my self because of some weird personal illogical moral obligation."

get over it, if they had some thing for guys on this I would do it. If you simply don't want to do it because you don't feel like it, or if you have some kind of disease or something fine. but DONT come here talking like your so high and mighty and whining about shit, beating other women down for this, because your too much of a sheeple prick to engage in this.

you just wanna see their tits don't you?

Eh, not much of a boob person myself.

Still, that's an...interesting way of going about things.

more of an ass man eh?

Exactly.

Not much of an attraction towards breasts, but I'm much more of an ass man.

Don't know why, but I go gaga over a great ass.

To each his own. I personally appreciate both.

Its a long way of saying "tits or gtfo"