Oh science. I love you. Is there anything you can't do?
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Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!
- Thread starter Andy Chalk
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Ohoh! Well endowed ladies need to be first on NASA's possible astronaut list, so they can create earthquakes...
IN SPACE.
As a side note, I saw a few girls participating in the event. Or... I at least believe to have been. Either way, nice way in which to perform science... I think.
IN SPACE.
As a side note, I saw a few girls participating in the event. Or... I at least believe to have been. Either way, nice way in which to perform science... I think.
(Sigh)after a moment of of being awed and perplexed my mind will begin to ponder opposed thoughts that which one who is into such of the normality my find curious. As the wheels turn i ponder the though: What is it with boobs? What are the aspects about mamories that make us of male human heterosexual orgin loose our sense of being? What is so great about these round soft mounds of flesh and fat. And how come our arousal will peak as soon as we see the nipple... What makes us want to put our mouths on them so badly? It can't be said that it's love because almost any pair will cause such a reaction? Answer me my fellow escapist, male and female.
(*note i will make tis another discussion)
(*note i will make tis another discussion)
Science encouraging cleavage! My how much I love science. And can we make today, April 26, National Boobquake day, for repeated yearly testing of this happenstance? We could call it something else, like 'National Cleavage Day', and there could be T-shirts (low cut, of course) commemorating the event.
You see my my friend, a boob has a very strong magnetic field, and when they're not covered by a suppressive substance they can actually pull on the very core of the Earth causing so called earthquakes, it's all recorded in my encyclopedia of Boobology...matrix3509 said:
I'm sorry but the following question needs to be asked.
If you are a citizen of Iran, and a senior official in you country tells you that earthquakes are (essentially) caused by breasts and other female wares, wouldn't you at some point think "Ok, I can tolerate the theocratic and repressive bullshit, but when an official in my country blames BOOBS for natural disasters, that's when I take a stand."
Am I correct or incorrect here?
If you are a citizen of Iran, and a senior official in you country tells you that earthquakes are (essentially) caused by breasts and other female wares, wouldn't you at some point think "Ok, I can tolerate the theocratic and repressive bullshit, but when an official in my country blames BOOBS for natural disasters, that's when I take a stand."
Am I correct or incorrect here?
DAMN you and your incredibly bad pun that I didn't think of first. You have not seen the last of me! *throws smoke bomb*Lexodus said:
A disappointing lack of video. I know was not the only one hoping to see hundreds of women jumping up and down in unison while not wearing a bra in an attempt to create an earthquake.
Well you have to ask yourself a serious question here. This is a government whose officials actively believe that the holocaust didn't happen, and whose Head of State remarked that he wanted to wipe Israel off the map. The question you should ask is, "Is there any low they won't stoop to?"RAMBO22 said:
i just found a new favorite type of science....and how did this not make fox news im sure they could have spun it some way but im not complaining also more girls should celebrate this across the country hell why not just make it a law i mean we can always rebuild... also i would like to make a special mention of Zapp Brannigan for if he was real it would be his favorite day