Bulletstorm ESRB Rating is Comedy Gold

[RobCoxxy]

This is on PC, right?
RIGHT?!

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So it is. I'm getting this. It's like Serious Sam on Crystal Meth.

 

[deonte9109]

This has the best of both worlds over the top mindless, violence, creative violence but with an actual story.

 

[theriddlen]

I would just like to point out that People Can Fly studio is from Poland! You know, "Kurwa!"-land!

Mindless ultra violence eh?

Quick! To the Fox News proof bunker!

I'm bringing popcorn to that, I'd love to see how they attack it.

I wonder how The Onion is still alive, competing with such hardcore players as Fox.

 

[cocoadog]

(In an Irish accent) Lets do some gratuitous violence.

 

[Evilsanta]

That and Duke Nukem Forever is the perfect dosage of mindless shooters that we need. Enough with serious stories for now, I want some over-the-top violence with gallows humor!

This. I miss the good old days where the only objective you got was "kill a shitload of badguys with a shitload of weapons". And it seems the good old day are coming back!

 

[Erana]

Good to know.

I'm going to stash this in the "deny its existence" part of my brain.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

That and Duke Nukem Forever is the perfect dosage of mindless shooters that we need. Enough with serious stories for now, I want some over-the-top violence with gallows humor!

It's a shame that the actual duke nukem forever is coming out cause then this game could perport to being the actual duke nukem forever. as if it isn't already

 

[EHKOS]

If there is a single player campagin then great. If it's just like TF2 then it's a no-go for me.

 

[Delusibeta]

Considering Epic's other games aren't on Steam, I suppose Bulletstorm won't also? I'll have to wait for a retail version to reach the remote place where I live then.

It's more Epic's other games aren't on PC wholesale, rather than on Steam. Hell, the Unreal series is on every digital distributor worth their salt. The Gears games are published by Microsoft Games Studios, which hates PC gaming for some reason.

 

[deth2munkies]

This is the game I will play when I get pissed off at the world and need to kill shit.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Hmm... The more I hear about this game, the more I become interested. Sadly, I have no experience with People Can Fly, so I'm still sort of on the fence.

You should really pick up a bargain copy of Painkiller then so you can hop on down from that fence conclusively - I can attest that, given their track record, People Can Fly are very good at making exactly the sort of game that Bulletstorm gives every indication it will be. Failing that, you could also look up the Zero Punctuation review (that Yahtzee did because he felt like it, since it came out in 2004) wherein he does little more than gush nonstop about how completely awesome Painkiller is (well, apart from the story anyway, but nobody plays a game like Painkiller or Serious Sam for the story, it's just sort of "there").

 

[2733]

wow, a game with more profanity in the single player then what the ten year old "Dicktits" on xbox live will yell. I am now interested.

 

[solidstatemind]

People Can Fly have decisively proven that they know how to make an enjoyable FPS, so I'm in. That it might out-Duke Duke Nuke 'Em is just a bonus.

 

[Rorschach II]

Dicktits.

'Nuff said.

 

[Otaru Ikari]

So glad I already pre-ordered!

Same, these next few weeks I'll have set, lol

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

I'll get it and duke when they hit 20$ used.....

 

[Fingerthing]

"one Skillshot (i.e., Fire in the Hole) allows players to shoot at enemies' exposed buttocks"

Classy.

 

[Proton Packmule]

Dicktits.
'Nuff said.

Actually, since the article already said that, isn't this more like "doubly 'nuff said"?

 

[Double A]

... and suddenly, I'm interested in Bulletstorm.