Caligula Director To Make 3D Porn Movie

SmilingKitsune

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This could give a whole new, and thouroghly icky meaning to the term "it's like it's coming right at me".
......That said I kinda liked Caligula,but then I like pretty much anything with Malcolm McDowell in it.
 

Lord Beautiful

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This can only end one of three ways:

1) They create a porno with horrible 3D that physically hurts to watch.

2) They create a porno with mediocre 3D, defeating the purpose of using 3D technology altogether.

3) They create a porno with excellent 3D that makes you feel very creepy and depraved for watching two people have sex, two people who seem to be right there with you.
 

Sleekgiant

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I'm positively horrified by the idea of seeing a humongous boob (or any human body part) jump out of the screen
 

BehattedWanderer

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************ was definitely messed up in the head. Impregnated his sister, cut the child out of her, thought the child was the incarnation of Zeus, elected his horse senator...
 

IanBrazen

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There was already a full 3d porno film made.
its called "the princess has come of age" sorry dude your a little late.
Not that I have seen it, I heard it from a friend...of a friend...


[sub]dont judge me![/sub]
 

Swaki

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FUCK YEAH!! this is whats living in the future is all about, 3d porn!
 

SharedProphet

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Alt Film Guide said:
The "abandoned project" in question is Caligula (1979), which he co-directed with Gore Vidal and Bob Guccione, who later recut much of the film and added several sexually explicit scenes. (Brass' films are more family-friendly. You usually get to see only bare buttocks and rubber penises.) In the Caligula cast: Malcolm McDowell, John Gielgud, Helen Mirren, and Peter O'Toole.

The new Caligula would begin after the death of the Roman emperor's sister Drusilla. With Rome's coffers empty, Caligula comes up with a brilliant idea: the wives of the Roman senators should earn the State some much-needed cash by becoming prostitutes. But that doesn't go over all that well in the Roman Senate. As a result, a group of senators attempts a coup d'etat led by Claudius and Messalina.

"The first film discussed the orgy of power; this one will show the power of orgy," the filmmaker affirmed [http://www.alphabetcity.it/index.php?com=articolo&id=4322], calling his 3D project "a magnificent hope."

Brass added that he's all set to begin casting and jotting down the screenplay. Filming should commence in the spring.
Source [http://www.altfg.com/blog/directors/caligula-tinto-brass-3d-porn-film-443/]
 

Azmael Silverlance

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oh ye baby 3D FTW :O

Tbh it should be cameron who makes the first 3D porn....i bet it will make even more money than AVATAR. The most real n awesome sex scenes ever hahaah that will screw the population`s mind for real :D
 

Chaos Theory

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OMG???? I heard someone talking about what a good idea it would be to make a 3d porn film the other day *facepalm*
 

ShadowsofHope

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Oh hells, I feel dirty just thinking about the scene.


..I need to go get this image out of my head now. Goodbye.
 

Wilbot666

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A 3D porno??

Hmm, bags-not staying for the when the money-shot comes (no pun intended) flying out of the screen at you!