Caligula Director To Make 3D Porn Movie

Jared

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This won't end well.

Someone will get hurt. I can tell.
There will be sporks involved...and...it will not be a pretty sight
 

RebelRising

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Oh god, that Caligula film is Dire, even as a pornographic film (I haven't seen it by the way, I'm just going by reviews) so this will probably be very boring.
Trust me, it's bad. It's slow and overly gratuitous. I'm not offended by lots of sex and violence, but Caligula was just cold and unengaging in the delivery of its material. The cinematography is pretty bad too. It almost feels dirty just looking at it.

Yeah, you'd do well to pass on it.
 

RanD00M

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I would pay to see that.
But it would be the only porn that I would ever pay for.
 

AvsJoe

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Oooohhh kaaaaayyy...

You know, I usually make a point of it to avoid big-budget porn and I'll probably avoid this one but... umm... Really? A 3D porn movie? The producer can't put his (or possibly her, most likely their) money to better use than this?
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
it will be filmed entierly in sl
 

Tonimata

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And I thought the horror would have ended with Caligula (YES I HAVE SEEN HENCE WHY I NO LONGER HAVE EYES!)
 

traceur_

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I think watching 3D porn could be really freaky when you instinctively try to dodge the gigantic wang flying out at you.
 

CrysisMcGee

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3d....3d breasts.....

Allright, sounds like a good idea to me. Next best thing to the real thing, I guess.
 

wooty

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The porn industry really is running low on ideas isnt it.
I'm guessing the storyline will be about a crippled marine who's sent to an alien planet in order....................
 

Brnin8

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You know this could end up being WAAAAY scarier than Final Destination 3D (which isn't saying much).
 

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Furburt said:
Oh god, that Caligula film is Dire, even as a pornographic film (I haven't seen it by the way, I'm just going by reviews) so this will probably be very boring.
I'd second the reviews. It was so bad that I couldn't finish watching it. Somehow, I'm not thinking the porn version will be a marked improvement. Couldn't someone better make a 3D porn?