Caligula Director To Make 3D Porn Movie

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Caligula Director To Make 3D Porn Movie



The director of the infamous 1979 film, Caligula [http://www.amazon.com/Caligula-Unrated-Malcolm-McDowell/dp/B000TEUSJK/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1280174887&sr=1-1], announced plans to make a 3D pornographic film, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Caligula tells the story of that Roman emperor Gaius Caesar Germanicus and depicts pagan Rome with explicit violence and sex that scandalized audiences at the time. The Italian erotic film director, Tinto Brass, reportedly clashed with producer Bob Guccione, the publisher of Penthouse, on the inclusion of some of the raunchier sex scenes. For many critics, the film was horridly cruel and needlessly shocking, and is only remembered for performances from Malcolm McDowell, John Gielgud and Helen Mirren. That, and the tits.

But according to the Hollywood Reporter, Brass has found financing to make a 3D film and "revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans." This suggests that the planned 3D film is a remake of Caligula. The success of Avatar [http://www.amazon.com/Avatar-Two-Disc-Blu-ray-DVD-Combo/dp/B002VPE1B6/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1280174909&sr=1-1] means that the time is right for the world's first 3D erotic film, said Brass, 76.

The film will be the first 3D film shot in Italy and begins shooting in May or June of 2010.

Source: Hollywood Reporter [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i662cd5cc93e73343b847af9b6d6f0fca]

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Cousin_IT

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One thing more uncomfortable than watching erotic film at the cinema would be having giant body parts leaping out from the screen towards me.
 

Sevre

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That's creepy. I have to say I'm not looking forward to the fall of civilisation.
 

jpakaferrari

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Technically there was a 3D movie in the 1970s I believe. I don't know the name, but obviously it had only a limited amount of 3D not like the new 3D films.
 

Nurb

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The Flaw: People don't like paying for porn in the internet age.
 

Valksy

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3D porno? Yuck. Almost as bad as High def porn (really, do we need to see every pube, pore and crease in crystal clarity?)
 

Sennz0r

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Hahaha, I love how he makes the jump from 3D sci-fi to 3D porn. The guy's probably thinking: "Hey all these nerds already seem to get a great 3D stiffy, maybe they can put it to good use, too."
 

Outlaw Torn

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Just imagine the jiggling =o

Cinemas will have to invest in wipe-down seats if they decide to show it.
 

tkioz

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err.... the whole idea of sitting in a cinema watching porn... oh my god that squick factor. I already feel dirty popping half a boner watching a nude scene in a cinema.
 

NLS

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Oh my, I've watched the uncut original version. And now they're going fro a remake in 3D?