Psh! I watched the most obscure cartoon of all! Jr. Hipster Society! It's so obscure, that nobody even knew it existed until just now! Look at how cool I am for being so indie and shit! You think you know, but you haven't even the slightest idea! While the other kids were watching stuff so mainstream like Street Sharks and Mighty Ducks and The Tex Avery Show, I was busy being the coolest, most undiscovered little sonnuva ***** on the playground quoting cartoons like Scarves, Berets, and Thick-Rimmed Glasses, and Pretentious, Ironic Tripe! Bow to me and my knowledge of obscure pop-culture! I am truly awesome for being able to recall such oddities like Cyberfrog and Battle Hunter and Timmy The Tooth! Bow before me, internet! I am your king!