Celebrate X-Mas With An Official Plush Portal Turret

[Svenparty]

Is the man in the picture included? If not no deal.

 

[Crazy]

I like where this is going.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

*really loud girl squee*

I want one NOW!!

I'm really sorry bank account, but I must do this, FOR SCIENCE! And for snuggling.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

I really hope the make the different cores available as plush cores including an onboard soundclip that starts the hilarious core monologues.

 

[dagens24]

Shipping to Canada is outrageous. Not worth it.

 

[ultrapowerpie]

I will put it next to my Weighted Comapnion Cube

 

[DTWolfwood]

Being a heterosexual male stereotype, I was raised to shun things like plush dolls and outward displays of emotion in favor of wrestling bears and punching commies, but this turret has just the right combination of fan service and adorable functionality to break through my hardened shell of Viking-esque masculinity. I want one.

You too huh? and here i thought i was the only one

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