Cereal!

[SquirrelPants]

Cereal is for little girls.

Every meal without meat is worthless
Mashed eggs with bacon and chilli, that's a breakfast.

Excuse me, good sir, but are you calling many of us little girls? =P
Eating some cereal with breakfast doesn't mean there's no meat involved. Most of the time there just isn't enough time to cook it in the morning, while there IS enough time to dump some stuff in a bowl and shovel it down.

Taking some kielbasa out of the fridge and eating it on your way takes even less time

Yeah, I do that with Bratwurst when we've got some around here...Too bad that's not very often. =P