Chinese Farmer Builds Whirling Death Machine

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Earnest Cavalli said:
Mansheng really had no need for a hovering blade collective...
Lies. There is always a need for a hovering blade collective.

-Dragmire- said:
I figure he's an evil genius in training, building his first impractical death machine. He needs some henchmen now.
I thought you needed the secret volcano base before the henchmen.
 

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Imagine the panic trying to park that in a crowded area.

On the plus side he can pretty much choose which parking space he wants, i'm almost 100% sure no-one would argue with him.

Can just imagine his friends asking for a lift to school and him replying "yeah mate, just cling on tight and whatever you do, don't bloody move .... why are you crying?"
 

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Traun said:
So...a junior middle schooler build this? Impressive, I'm guessing this thing is his ticket to top university.

And to everyone being a smart ass about the kid. What did you do when you were in middle school? Throw paper balls at girls? Yeah, he's building an aircraft here.

He just made a flying machine for ~3 000$, four times cheaper than a car, by his senior year he'll probably be able to make something that actually flyes quite well.
No, not a middle schooler but a guy who only graduated middle school and has no higher education.
Also, 3000$ is a lot of cash in China, but looking at that banner (China "space" school, no idea what it's referring to though) it seems he actually got funding for it. Or some form of sponsorship for attracting bored journalists.
Earnest Cavalli said:
the relatively rural Wuhan, Hubei province
Wuhan is about as rural as New York, no idea where you got that from. Unless by "rural" you actually mean "as pleasant as a freshly manured field" which I'd wholeheartedly agree with.
 

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"It's like a callback to Soviet-era engineering when devices were constructed to function at all costs, even if that meant decapitating a few dozen hapless volunteers."

I'm sorry, what the hell are you talking about? You know absolutely nothing about Soviet engineering. Things were crude and massive in size, yes, but not dangerous to the users by any means, Stalin and Lenin weren't your bloody Saturday morning cartoon villains.
 

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I agree. By soviet standards, a whirling death flight chair made by some poor former in red China seems safe and rational by comparison.
 

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Just outfit it with curved blades, give it better pitching control and you've one hell of an anti infantry weapon. The Red dragon is rising. And I need to invest in a thick shield.
 

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Zombie_Fish said:
Earnest Cavalli said:
Mansheng really had no need for a hovering blade collective...
Lies. There is always a need for a hovering blade collective.

-Dragmire- said:
I figure he's an evil genius in training, building his first impractical death machine. He needs some henchmen now.
I thought you needed the secret volcano base before the henchmen.
Hey, you gotta start somewhere if you don't have the money.
 

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Earnest Cavalli, have you built any functioning flying machines lately? No? Then show the man some damn respect. If it was created as an expression of the maker's spirit, and flew tethered to the ground, I think it shows the creator has a bit more sense about the dangers of the craft than you're giving him credit for.

Mock his hard work if you like- all I'll say on the matter is 'good on him.'
 

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This could be a ride along with the Euthanasia Roller Coaster in a Dr. Kevorkian-esq theme park, just don't count on repeat business or turning much of a profit...
 

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Squilookle said:
Earnest Cavalli, have you built any functioning flying machines lately? No? Then show the man some damn respect. If it was created as an expression of the maker's spirit, and flew tethered to the ground, I think it shows the creator has a bit more sense about the dangers of the craft than you're giving him credit for.

Mock his hard work if you like- all I'll say on the matter is 'good on him.'
Agreed.

Earnest Cavalli said:
Also, did you notice the sentence that mentions Mansheng's education? This guy is a "junior middle school graduate" -- and that's Chinese middle school, so it's probably safe to bet he wasn't attending advanced lectures on aerodynamic theory.
I grimaced.

It's cool though because their internet is censored, right? We can openly mock them and make very poor judgements on their education system.

By the way,

"Currently, 18 percent of US 15-year-olds do not reach an OECD-set level of of reading proficiency, compared to 10 percent in China-Shanghai and Hong Kong..."

"The United States has also fallen behind in the percentage of 15-year-olds who are enrolled in school, ranking third from bottom of the OECD countries, above only Mexico and Turkey.

Only eight OECD countries have a lower high school graduation rate than the United States, and in college education, the United States slipped from second to 13th between 1995 and 2008 - not because US college graduation rates declined, but because they rose so much faster in other OECD countries.

"These developments will be amplified over the coming decades as countries such as China and India raise their educational output at an ever-increasing pace," the report said, stressing the need for Americans to invest in education".

source http://centerforgloballeadership.wordpress.com/2010/12/08/us-tanks-in-global-education-rankings/
 

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So he basically built a more dangerous helicopter without a high school education? I guess helicopters really aren't as cool and fantastical as I imagined them :(.
 

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This article really irked me and seemed to shy away from the feat of engineering that with so little money he was able to successfully able to design and build a machine that can achieve liftoff and carry his full weight. And to all those people acting shocked that he only had a "junior middle school graduate" qualification, please shit the fuck up. Do you honestly think it would have EVER gotten off the ground if he didn't know what he was doing, or are you really that ignorant.
Instead of telling us about what it was, it was twisted to make it sound like a horror story right out of the cold war american propaganda.

I mean honestly, "Whirling Death Machine" You invented the fucking nuclear bomb. This is an, in the articles original words "a homemade flying device". I know for a fact their have been many similar articles about people constructing flying devices in their backyards and their was no mention of any qualifications whatsoever. Why should this be different.
And the gall you must have to claim in all sincerity that you're education system is any better.

And even in the title you seem intent on fear mongering and conjuring the ideas that everyone in chine has "A dream to build the most insane, terrifying flying machine in human history." I mean honestly. This isn't his dream, his dream is probably much more along the lines of engineering a machine which can fly from his own design.

I don't see many sickles or bloody hammers stuck on there do you?
 

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Zefram Cochrane, anyone? Just give him a simple warp engine and weee welcome to the Federation.
 

Hamish Durie

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:O so thats it the chinese are making absurd flying death scythes for there upcoming invasion of the rest of the world