Clever Riddles/Puzzles

[Flap Jack452]

I was interested to see some of the riddles you guys have picked up along your travels. They can be the trick questions, or just word games. Mine is:
L . . . N . . . .. S . . . U . . . . N . . . A . . . . ... P
. E . R . T . U . E . O . R . I . D . S . W . A ... O
. . A . . . O . . . ...Y . . . ...M . . . . A . . . E . . . .... N

 

[Flap Jack452]

All I see there Flap Jack452 is.

Learn to...

I do not get the rest at the moment. Is my logic in the right direction?

Yeah, it didnt come out quite the way I wanted... editing it but your on track.

 

[Ken Korda]

Can I post the answer?

 

[Flap Jack452]

All I see there Flap Jack452 is.

Learn to...

I do not get the rest at the moment. Is my logic in the right direction?

Should be good now.
EDIT:

Can I post the answer?

sure, and post your own as well.

 

[Duh]

learn to use your mind as a pan. EWO! the last one being the sound ninjas make i supose it makes sense

LAME

 

[Andalusa]

I was interested to see some of the riddles you guys have picked up along your travels. They can be the trick questions, or just word games. Mine is:
L . . . N . . . S . . . U . . . . N . . . A . . . . . P
. E . R . T . U . E . O . R . I . D . S . W . A . O
. . A . . . O . . . Y . . . M . . . . A . . . E . . . N

I got Learn to use your mind as a weapon.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

I was interested to see some of the riddles you guys have picked up along your travels. They can be the trick questions, or just word games. Mine is:
L . . . N . . . .. S . . . U . . . . N . . . A . . . . ... P
. E . R . T . U . E . O . R . I . D . S . W . A ... O
. . A . . . O . . . ...Y . . . ...M . . . . A . . . E . . . .... N

Spoiler

Learn to use your mind as a weapon

Did I get it right?

 

[Cyberius]

Yea, you got it right. That's what i got to.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I got Learn to use your mind as a weapon.

Spoiler

Learn to use your mind as a weapon

Did I get it right?

Yeah you both did, I saw that in a magazine advertising for the Army.

 

[captainwolfos]

How about...

A man pushes a car all the way to a hotel. Why?

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Spoiler

Learn to use your mind as a weapon

The layout is slightly off, but its a simple up and down motion

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

learn to sue your mind as a weapon


nice

I already do though

what do you think the lab underneath the volcano is for

 

[Flap Jack452]

How about...

A man pushes a car all the way to a hotel. Why?

Because he felt like it? Or, out of gas?

what do you think the lab underneath the volcano is for

Girl Scout cookies have to be made somewhere...

 

[Trivun]

How about...

A man pushes a car all the way to a hotel. Why?

Spoiler: Is this right?

He's playing Monopoly and he's using the car token.

 

[Sprogus]

How about...

A man pushes a car all the way to a hotel. Why?

Because he was playing Monopoly

 

[Flap Jack452]

I like the hotel one. Heres another:
A man is found dead outside a casino with fifty two motorcycles around him... how did this happen?

 

[NeedAUserName]

I have two:

A man lives in a hotel, and everyday he gets the lift from the top floor (20th) to the bottom, and goes to work. However on the way back up after work he only goes to the 8th floor, and walks the rest of the way.

You are in a room, n which all the walls facing south. Out one of the windows you see a bear, what colour is it?

 

[Gooble]

My brain hurts :'(

 

[captainwolfos]

How about...

A man pushes a car all the way to a hotel. Why?

Spoiler: Is this right?

He's playing Monopoly and he's using the car token.

How about...

A man pushes a car all the way to a hotel. Why?

Because he was playing Monopoly

Both right XD