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neonsword13-ops

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The Escapist - Where Yahtzee Is Best Pony.
The Escapist - Where Brown Shooters Take A Back Seat
The Escapist - Where The Real Nerds Hang

I'm not too good at this. :(
 

Mr.Squishy

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"Yahtzee lives here."
Because why not whore out your most popular (deservedly so) contributor while ya got 'im.
Oh! Or what about "Like insular communities who put people of little noteworthy achievement on pedestals? Kardashians too mainstream 5 u? Come to the Escapist and be the next MaxTheReaper!"
 

Z of the Na'vi

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I thought we already had one, if the intro to every Escapist video is any indication...

"The Escapist - HA!"
 

Torrasque

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The #1 place to go to Escape it all.
I'm not sure, I am bad at slogans... Something involving "Escape" or something would be good.
 

jamesbrown

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The Escapist - Making you wish for Mondays to come since 2005

The Escapist - Weekends are terrible
 

Jolly Co-operator

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"There are times in your life when you just can't play video games. For those times, there is The Escapist"

"The Escapist: We act sarcastic, be we still love you."

"The Escapist: Un-ironically, you'll probably actually learn something"
 

Evil Smurf

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bobmus said:
Binnsyboy said:
The Escapist: Birthplace of EternalNothingness. God help us.
Not his birthplace, just his current place of residence.
http://forums.gametrailers.com/thread/a-day-with-any-character-you-w/1203248?t=1203248&gt=1#p33597457

OT: The Escapist - We're not that sarcastic.
Who is this EternalNothingness?

Also I thought of another one: "looking for forums to chill on? Why not Zoidberg? The Escapist?
 

Pinkamena

Stuck in a vortex of sexy horses
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The Escapist - Why don't you just make a user already if you're gonna watch Zero Punctuation anyways?
 

xshadowscreamx

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the escapist- 'escape with us'
the escapist- 'putting the ism in escapism'
the escapist- 'the magazine you can escape too'
 

Mr.PlanetEater

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The Escapist--Because why not?

The Escapist--Now Y2K compatible!

The Escapist--Five Drink Minimum

The Escapist--Join and become ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
 

triggrhappy94

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I love them. Great job guys.

Escapist Mag: "We tried making seasonal backgrounds one time, but it distracted too many people."
 

M0rp43vs

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"Not deja vu, just another one of those threads"
"This Month's controversial issue-[insert here]. You have been warned"
"Where we love everything about each other except their opinions"
"See massive verbose debates about current issues... by guys with animated pony avatars"
"May cause cynicism, daily loss in faith in humanity, over verbose-ness and Bronyism"
"All hail Daystar"
"We hate everything" or "Francis from Left4Dead is our patron saint"
"Would you believe we have more than Forums and Zero Punctuation?"
"The necronomicon would go insane going through the Religion and Politics section"
"Where everyone is a asexual, super genius, cynical, misanthropic, freethinker with unique opinions"(So they say)
"Where everyone's right as long as you hold the same opinion, otherwise, you're wrong"(Ok this may be for everywhere)
"Now with 99.9% less Zeel"

And the ever popular,"a less shitty place in relation to the rest of the internet"
 

chozo_hybrid

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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Get Pissed and Escape.

Not sure, never been good at his stuff.
 

Aesir23

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The Escapist: Turning sensible people into raging internet nerds since 2007.
 

Pinkamena

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TopazFusion said:
"Stay out of the basement"

Hmm, maybe that's too obvious...
"But you're welcome to go down there if Pinkamena invites you."