Community Member Spotlight: Caliostro

[Fraught]

Cali's been here for a while. He probably deserved his spotlight.

[sub]Lucky bastard... I wish that I was interviewed. I've been here for two years. Christ I'm old. You Kids Today and your interviews, and your card games, and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activiated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination... and your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube-dot-com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your... [/sub]

You added the "God I'm old" right after the "I've been here for two years", so I assume they're directly in correlation?

In that case, are you saying that Sony Playstations and scrotum-piercing and YouTube and nuclear physics and ingrowing toenails and Quentin Tarantino and elevators and illegitimate offspring and card games are only 2-years-old things?

And even leaving the mild sarcasm behind, really? Illegitimate offspring have been around for thousand of years (possible much, much more), and considering all the rape, and...you know, Vikings and Mongols, was probably pretty common back then. So...how old are you, exactly?

 

[Combined]

I congratulate you on your achievement, Citizen Caliostro. It is well-earned, I am sure.

You added the "God I'm old" right after the "I've been here for two years", so I assume they're directly in correlation?

In that case, are you saying that Sony Playstations and scrotum-piercing and YouTube and nuclear physics and ingrowing toenails and Quentin Tarantino and elevators and illegitimate offspring and card games are only 2-years-old things?

And even leaving the mild sarcasm behind, really? Illegitimate offspring have been around for thousand of years (possible much, much more), and considering all the rape, and...you know, Vikings and Mongols, was probably pretty common back then. So...how old are you, exactly?

Don't try to communicate with the Elder Gods, Fraught. They will only consume your soul and make you go insane.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Cali's been here for a while. He probably deserved his spotlight.

[sub]Lucky bastard... I wish that I was interviewed. I've been here for two years. Christ I'm old. You Kids Today and your interviews, and your card games, and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activiated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination... and your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube-dot-com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your... [/sub]

You added the "God I'm old" right after the "I've been here for two years", so I assume they're directly in correlation?

In that case, are you saying that Sony Playstations and scrotum-piercing and YouTube and nuclear physics and ingrowing toenails and Quentin Tarantino and elevators and illegitimate offspring and card games are only 2-years-old things?

And even leaving the mild sarcasm behind, really? Illegitimate offspring have been around for thousand of years (possible much, much more), and considering all the rape, and...you know, Vikings and Mongols, was probably pretty common back then. So...how old are you, exactly?

Uhhh.. What's that? You'll have to speak louder since my hearing aids are missing. Although, if you must destroy my joke, talk to the guys who made it

Don't try to communicate with the Elder Gods, Fraught. They will only consume your soul and make you go insane.

Or, he could face my wrath. Time to release my pokemon

Go PLUSHIE!

EDITED Note* On second though, Cthulhu would've been a better choice...

 

[fanklok]

Hmm I've never noticed this article thingamajig before. First one? I demand that I be interviewed for this eventually or I will destroy the *mumbles* with a very pointy stick.

Anywho congrats to the gent who got interviewed for this who ever he is. But he must die, itls nothing personal but there can only be one.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

What an asshole that Cali guy. Saw him punt a baby once! True story.

Cheers everybody, and thanks to Kuliani and the rest of the staff for the honor.

And don't forget ladies, new consumer update going up in a few hours.

Congrats. And keep up the good work. It is great to know you're still hanging around.

 

[Fraught]

*snip*

First of all, you may be an Elder God, but I am so obviously the main character right now, so by the power of convenience, let's say that my moral and physical defenses can easily withstand your wrath.

Also, destroying jokes is what I do, obviously. I've gathered a nigh-legendary status concerning it in many corners of the world.

 

[Random Argument Man]

*snip*

First of all, you may be an Elder God, but I am so obviously the main character right now, so by the power of convenience, let's say that my moral and physical defenses can easily withstand your wrath.

Main character status eh?

 

[Fraught]

*snip*

First of all, you may be an Elder God, but I am so obviously the main character right now, so by the power of convenience, let's say that my moral and physical defenses can easily withstand your wrath.

Main character status eh?

I object to your objection, you old coot! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941751]

 

[Random Argument Man]

*snip*

First of all, you may be an Elder God, but I am so obviously the main character right now, so by the power of convenience, let's say that my moral and physical defenses can easily withstand your wrath.

Main character status eh?

I object to your objection, you old coot! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941751]

Young'uns will never be able to beat my experience into the art of link battle. [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941763]

 

[Fraught]

*snip*

First of all, you may be an Elder God, but I am so obviously the main character right now, so by the power of convenience, let's say that my moral and physical defenses can easily withstand your wrath.

Main character status eh?

I object to your objection, you old coot! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941751]

Young'uns will never be able to beat my experience into the art of link battle. [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941763]

Uhh...b-b-but. [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941789]

 

[Random Argument Man]

*snip*

First of all, you may be an Elder God, but I am so obviously the main character right now, so by the power of convenience, let's say that my moral and physical defenses can easily withstand your wrath.

Main character status eh?

I object to your objection, you old coot! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941751]

Young'uns will never be able to beat my experience into the art of link battle. [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941763]

Uhh...b-b-but. [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941789]

Allow me to give the coup de grace with this. It's what your show is about today

Note* That, and I really have to go. I'm busy today. Better luck next time. There's also the fact that we've been derailling for a while now.

 

[Caliostro]

*snip*

First of all, you may be an Elder God, but I am so obviously the main character right now, so by the power of convenience, let's say that my moral and physical defenses can easily withstand your wrath.

Main character status eh?

I object to your objection, you old coot! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941751]

Young'uns will never be able to beat my experience into the art of link battle. [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941763]

Uhh...b-b-but. [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941789]

No you. Both of you. [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3941813]


(Thanks for showing me that site... Many lulz to be had.)

 

[Trivun]

Ahhhh, I'd love to be nominated for this. Not that it's going to happen, but I wouldn't mind it

Anyhow, well done Caliostro, well deserved . You're a great guy on the forums and definitely deserve this, so nice one

 

[AlphaOmega]

Just noticed this, congrats bro.