So background:
A number of services have added extra content warning labels to their films in light of present "cultural sensitivities". Many of then I think are stupid.
Now thinking about real life and some of the stupid labels that are about and one of the dumbest warning labels I can remember which was on the film "Help I'm a Fish" rated U in the UK for universal viewing had the warning label "Contains Mild peril".
On other products there's the rather silly "May contain nuts" and many literal packets of nuts.
The game
So time to come up with stupid labels be it ones that really should be unnecessary or overly nit picking or very niche then justify why the label should be there.
I'll do one to start with.
Eight Legged Freak the movie: CONTAINS SPIDERS
Reason it needs a warning?
People like Kotaku writers objecting to spider so thoroughly must be protected from ever accidentally watching the film
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A number of services have added extra content warning labels to their films in light of present "cultural sensitivities". Many of then I think are stupid.
Now thinking about real life and some of the stupid labels that are about and one of the dumbest warning labels I can remember which was on the film "Help I'm a Fish" rated U in the UK for universal viewing had the warning label "Contains Mild peril".
On other products there's the rather silly "May contain nuts" and many literal packets of nuts.
The game
So time to come up with stupid labels be it ones that really should be unnecessary or overly nit picking or very niche then justify why the label should be there.
I'll do one to start with.
Eight Legged Freak the movie: CONTAINS SPIDERS
Reason it needs a warning?
People like Kotaku writers objecting to spider so thoroughly must be protected from ever accidentally watching the film
Dear Video Games, I’m Begging You: Cut It Out With The Spiders
Torchlight III, an action role-playing game that came out this week, starts innocuously enough. You choose from a cadre of traditional fantasy roles (mage, archer, soldier, or person with mountainous biceps and a murder train) and go on your merry way killing goblins. In short order, you’re sent...
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