Coolest XBL bio You've ever seen

TheNumber1Zero

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Jul 23, 2009
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I saw one with a bunny

A really big, really complex bunny.

[HEADING=1]Bunny[/HEADING]


Oddest I saw was a chick who commercialized webcam porn for microsoft points... most unusual.
 

Katherine Kerensky

Why, or Why Not?
Mar 27, 2009
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Most of the bios I see on XBL involve one of the following:
1)Advertising of a glitching site (Top of the CoD leaderboards)
2)'My clan is better than yours'
3)'Go BNP' (British National Party)
4)'I'm better than you/You suck'

I can't think of a single 'cool' bio.
Most people (That I run into) on XBL don't seem mature enough to have a decent bio...
 

Fappy

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Jan 4, 2010
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My just says, "I play Xbox. The end."

It gets a few cheap laughs here and there.
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

Not quite Cthulhu
May 25, 2009
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I was quite partial to my old one. It was Night Gaunts by HP Lovecraft.
But the welsh guy on my friends list always has something good. The last one i can remember had something about a fish and a microwave and putting the bottom tray of the fridge in the dishwater
 

Frequen-Z

Resident Batman fanatic.
Apr 22, 2009
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I don't think I use mine. I'm not going to stop and read anybodies so what chance does anyone have of reading mine. Also I have nothing interesting to put there.
 

Discord

Monk of Tranquility
Nov 1, 2009
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Mine is kinda strange because it's a hodge poge of diffrent things about my Fandom and my gameing skills but I've seen one that was all about turtles and how turtles were awesome and turtles rule!

It made me smile seeing I also have a pet turtle.
 

NotAPie

New member
Jan 19, 2009
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Mine goes like this.
Name: Mute
Town: MuteTown
Bio: Did I mention I'm a mute?
Usually when I join a lobby someone will ask me to talk.
 

SantoUno

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Aug 13, 2009
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None I can recall, as long as they have a decent bio about themselves I respect them.
 

wolf thing

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Nov 18, 2009
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the best one iv seen is
"this is commander shepernd and this my faveret bio on the cidedl"

i wish i thought of it
 

Ciarang

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Dec 4, 2008
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These are both from people I [small](used to, at least)[/small] actually know in real life.

My heart is in the Highlands, my heart is not hear; My heart is in the Highlands a chasing the dear and following the roe My heart is the Highlands wherever I go. Farewell to Highlands farewell to the North; The birth-place of valour, the countary of worth Wherever I wander wherever I rove, The hills of the Highland for ever I love.

IF YOU KNOW ME THEN YOU DON`T KNOW WHO I AM SO THAT MEAN WHEN YOU MEET ME YOU KNOW ME BUT I KNOW YOU SO YOU NO ME THAT MAKE US OK WITH KNOWING HOW TO KNOW ME SO NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ......I HAVE PROBABLY LOST YOU BY NOW SO I DONT NO WHY YOU ARE STILL READING SO YOU`D BETTER STOP INCASE THERE IS A FIRE IN YOUR HOUSE AND I MIGHT OF STOPPED YOU ESCAPING BECAUSE I MADE YOU WASTE YOU TIME AND THE FIRE MELTED YOUR DOOR HANDLE AND NOW YOUR BURNING. P.S DONT READ THIS AGAIN AS ANOTHER FIRE MAY START.
 

THEMANWHOIS

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Mar 12, 2009
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Mine is just a song quote, but I thought it felt fitting for the shooters I play: "Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops."
 

willard3

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Aug 19, 2008
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This is the bio of one of my "friends" (quotes because he's a douchebag but he's really good)...his avatar is a manly-looking female with the Princess Leia buns.

Well, the avatar's name is Olga. She grew up in Chernobyl, and hence, has a power level over 9000. She enjoys long walks on the beach, wrestling grizzly bears, fighting clowns at childrens birthday parties, and hitting crippled people. Olga has slept with several celebrities using her most effective pick-up line "We make love now, OR I break You like Stick."
 

Luke5515

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Aug 25, 2008
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Me and my friends all have ones like "I'm 16-1 In world kricket cup, 22-3 in burger king racer, and 71-0 in fallout 3. If you want to 1v1 send me a message. I'll 5-0 you!"
Not really that great, but we enjoy it.