Corrupt a Wish game

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but you suddenly love everything you used to hate and are convinced that everyone who doesn't agree with you is wrong. Ergo, they become wrong, ergo, everything you hate now becomes awesome without actually changing.

I wish I had multiple organs, much like the Krogan.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, you get multiple appendixes. Lucky you.

I wish life were like a video game. (Cookie for reference).

 

[FortheLegion]

Granted fear of Pedobear is now optional

I wish Information would be passed down genetically

 

[tthor]

granted, you now have the memories of your parent's having sex when they made you.

I wish i had a Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, here it is: Don't try to breathe in space, it won't work. You're welcome.


I wish Iron Man 2 had been better.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Such a shame you're banned from ever seeing it.

 

[trust Milo]

...

I wish 'Short Change Hero' wasn't stuck in my head, even though it's a good song.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It's now playing out loud. 24/7.

I wish I could see into the future.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You can see 1 micro second into the future.

I wish for a super liquid.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but it has achieved sentience and deems you as a threat.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, everything you have is reduced to nothing, including your entire body.

I wish for a large pin.

 

[cryogeist]

granted...its so big it crushes you
i wish i was dead