Corupt a wish foundation.

[Kingsman]

Granting and fulfilling wishes are two different things. Fulfilling wishes involves work to reach a goal. Granting wishes produces the end result without median effort.

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Shit, you're right.

Very well, then, wish "granted".

I wish you had never made that wish.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

Aw what the hell...
Granted, but Iraq just got geographically bigger.

I wish for better sleep.

Granted it is so good you'll nvr wake up

i wish i had a flying piggy

Granted, but that just means breakfast now falls from the sky
I wish for Kurt Cobain to come back from the dead

Granted, but he gets right back together with Courtney Love.

I wish for a new car.

Granted, but it just too bad it's a used minivan
I wish for a yellow submarine

Granted but its a sandwhich and i peed on it to make ityellow...and u have to eay it

I wish i owned a yacht

Granted, except it's got a big hole in the side of it.

I wish i had a turkey sandwich. (anybody who makes the reference i'm hoping for wins a cookie)

 

[the1ultimate]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you have to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

 

[Tucker154]

Aw what the hell...
Granted, but Iraq just got geographically bigger.

I wish for better sleep.

Granted it is so good you'll nvr wake up

i wish i had a flying piggy

Granted, but that just means breakfast now falls from the sky
I wish for Kurt Cobain to come back from the dead

Granted, but he gets right back together with Courtney Love.

I wish for a new car.

Granted, but it just too bad it's a used minivan
I wish for a yellow submarine

Granted but its a sandwhich and i peed on it to make ityellow...and u have to eay it

I wish i owned a yacht

Granted, except it's got a big hole in the side of it.

I wish i had a turkey sandwich. (anybody who makes the reference i'm hoping for wins a cookie)

Granted.The turkey is alive and is in your "buns" and you have to eat it.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but it just too bad it's a used minivan
I wish for a yellow submarine

You can have it. But the paint comes off as soon as you take it out to see, and thanks to the previous owner, the song won't stop playing.

I wish I had one of each gaming console.

Granted but you're waiting for your Xbox 360 to come back from Microsoft, Ps3 is frozen during the installations, and the Wii didn't come a controller

I wish for it's the 11th century

 

[Sewer Rat]

Granted, but the Turkey is Dry.
I wish I had $20.
Edit: Ninjad...
Granted but this causes a time lapse which causes the people of the 11th century to appear randomly across the globe and in their confusion they slaughter everyone.

 

[DSEZ]

Granted, but the Turkey is Dry.
I wish I had $20.

granted but the 20 dollars is monopoly money

i wish my life would get back to normal

 

[MetalMachine]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

 

[MetalMachine]

Granted, but the Turkey is Dry.
I wish I had $20.

granted but the 20 dollars is monopoly money

i wish my life would get back to normal

Granted, but now its boring as hell

I wish I could think of a wish

 

[Cynimod]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but now you're trekking through universes that just makes bad movies in general.
Speaking of which, I wish I was a five star general

 

[Lexodus]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

You are; your body quickly over-exerts itself and you die, drained of energy, a shrivelled corpse lying in a pool of your own spooge.

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but now you're trekking through universes that just makes bad movies in general.
Speaking of which, I wish I was a five star general

You are. The 5 stars are awarded posthumously, after you are sodomised to death by gorillas.

I wish I had more time to read *hinty fucking hint*

 

[Danman1]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

Granted, but youll never stop convulsing and your pants will always be ruined.

I wish to have the power to travel throughout all the universe, and between every universe in the multiverse, exploring everything in existence for eternity.

 

[the1ultimate]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

Granted, but you have to make orgasm noises all the time as well.

I wish I could "save" progress in my life in case I mess up.

 

[Tucker154]

Granted, but the Turkey is Dry.
I wish I had $20.

granted but the 20 dollars is monopoly money

i wish my life would get back to normal

Granted.Your life becomes normal for about 60 seconds again and then becomes screwed up again.

I wish I my computed was good enough for PC gaming.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

Granted, but the Turkey is Dry.
I wish I had $20.
Edit: Ninjad...
Granted but this causes a time lapse which causes the people of the 11th century to appear randomly across the globe and in their confusion they slaughter everyone.

You win the cookie.

Granted, but you get it in monopoly money.

I wish I had a sc2 beta opt in.

 

[Danman1]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

You are; your body quickly over-exerts itself and you die, drained of energy, in a pool of your own spooge.

I wish I had more time to read *hinty fucking hint*

Granted, but everybody on earth will forever type sloooooowly when sending you a text or IM. Think long term, sir.

I made my wish right above me

 

[Deadpool062]

Bloody hell, this thing has already derailed with people granting the wrong wishes. I think we can safely say this thread has failed...

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

 

[Cynimod]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

Granted, but youll never stop convulsing and your pants will always be ruined.

I wish to have the power to travel throughout all the universe, and between every universe in the multiverse, exploring everything in existence for eternity.

Granted, but that officially mark you as homeless.
I wish that the alternate ending for King Kong vs Godzilla, where Godzilla wins, did exist

 

[Cynimod]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

Granted, but you have to make orgasm noises all the time as well.

I wish I could "save" progress in my life in case I mess up.

Granted, but there is no hard drive in the world that could store that much information
I wish for a better computer.

 

[Composer]

the perfect girlfriend?? srry if i was ninja'd