Corupt a wish foundation.

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you are trapped on a desert island with ugly chicks!
I wish for pants.

Granted but too bad they itch something fierce.
I wish my neighborhood inside a hill

 

[PrimoThePro]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

whenever you read minds you have to go through all of their horrible experiences

I wish for every game in existence neatly arranged with the consoles to with them

EDIT: damn it ninj'd

regardless of ninja: granted, but all of them are scratched. and badly. you can only play the intro of each, and then it just breaks. except for ET the Extra Terrestial.
I wish every game from now on was always really good and affordable and came out at a reasonable date.

Granted but Australia still takes the piss when it comes to Video games target 18+
I wish Cowboy Bebop was not being made into a Live-action movie.

granted but... nevermind. your right. i dont have the heart to corrupt this.
i wish bleach fillers would stop, now that ive got anime on my mind.

 

[balanovich]

"i wish bleach fillers would stop, now that ive got anime on my mind."
granted, but the only way for that to happen is if they stop making them forever!
I wish to be immortal.

 

[Cynimod]

"i wish bleach fillers would stop, now that ive got anime on my mind."
granted, but the only way for that to happen is if they stop making them forever!
I wish to be immortal.

granted but too bad there can only be one.....
I wish for a nuclear power jetpack

 

[Jajarra]

"i wish bleach fillers would stop, now that ive got anime on my mind."
granted, but the only way for that to happen is if they stop making them forever!
I wish to be immortal.

Granted, after a few hundred years, you become so bored with life you want to kill yourself, and can't. Alternatively, you live forever, but age normally, take your pick.

I wish for the worlds most delicious donut.

 

[Robert632]

Damn ninja...

Granted, but it is so good you can't eat anything else ever, so you die of starvation

I wish for a sandwitch.

 

[Jajarra]

Granted, the sandwich is filled with terrible, unspeakable things.

I also wish for the perfect cup of coffee to go with that donut.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you get thrown into the bottom of the ocean in a safe.

I wish for I didn't have the magic power of breaking glass cups by barely touching them.

Granted but now you break everything else.

I also wish for the perfect cup of coffee to go with that donut.

granted but that perfect cup of coffee contains the ingredients made from cat poop (look it up!)
I changed my mind...I wish that there were Nazi-ninjas fighting robotic cowboys while facing space vikings

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the universe implodes from how epic that would be.

I wish for Aktinson to step down from his position of power.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but the universe implodes from how epic that would be.

I wish for Aktinson to step down from his position of power.

Granted, only to be replaced by someone worst, a crazy religio-fundamentalist conservative mum.
I wish everybody went work using slip and slides.

 

[Kingemoney]

Granted, only to be replaced by someone worst, a crazy religio-fundamentalist conservative mum.
I wish everybody went work using slip and slides.

Granted, but the water used to power the Slip N Slides would cause fresh water supplies across the globe to be reduced to near drought levels, causing World War 3, which would be fought between the U.S., China and EU over the countries with the most fresh water.

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

 

[Regiment]

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

Granted, but your fiction developes a rabid anti- fan following that makes you and your books into laughingstocks nobody would admit to reading.

I wish everyone on the road drove perfectly.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, only to be replaced by someone worst, a crazy religio-fundamentalist conservative mum.
I wish everybody went work using slip and slides.

Granted, but the water used to power the Slip N Slides would cause fresh water supplies across the globe to be reduced to near drought levels, causing World War 3, which would be fought between the U.S., China and EU over the countries with the most fresh water.

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

granted but now people make god-awful movies based off your books starring no-talent pretty androgynous teens...hope you're happy now!!!!

I wish this was the Victorian era

 

[Jajarra]

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

Granted, but your fiction developes a rabid anti- fan following that makes you and your books into laughingstocks nobody would admit to reading.

I wish everyone on the road drove perfectly.

Granted, but only so long as you stay off the road.

I wish I could juggle.

 

[Robert632]

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

Granted, but your fiction developes a rabid anti- fan following that makes you and your books into laughingstocks nobody would admit to reading.

I wish everyone on the road drove perfectly.

Granted, but only so long as you stay off the road.

I wish I could juggle.

Granted, but you can only juggle when no one is looking, and all recording devices can't record you juggling.

I wish my feet were like a gorrila's.

 

[Roboto]

wish granted but you have to eat the ballon and each time you eat it another 99 red ballons appear oh and as your eating them they get lodged in your throat and you die

I wish I chould summon any game character and make them follow my command

You summoned Duke Nukem from Duke Nukem: Forever, and he never appeared in a fateful and unexpected twist. Your wish is put on hold indefinitely until he shows up.

I wish for less sideboob.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I wish for less sideboob.

Granted, but the Emmys will be less exciting

I wish for Sands of Time

 

[Cynimod]

wish granted but you have to eat the ballon and each time you eat it another 99 red ballons appear oh and as your eating them they get lodged in your throat and you die

I wish I chould summon any game character and make them follow my command

You summoned Duke Nukem from Duke Nukem: Forever, and he never appeared in a fateful and unexpected twist. Your wish is put on hold indefinitely until he shows up.

I wish for less sideboob.

Granted, now you have to contend with more dry humor and bad acting in the scenes where there are meant be sideboobs.

I wish for a different country to be shipped out to finish the Korean War.

 

[Cynimod]

I wish for less sideboob.

Granted, but the Emmys will be less exciting

I wish for Sands of Time

Granted but now you have to deal with Jake Gyllenhaal mediocre acting as the prince

Now that I think about it, I wish that there was a bullet train route that runs through an expensive antiques store.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Now that I think about it, I wish that there was a bullet train route that runs through an expensive antiques store.

Granted, but your Mum was shopping in there

I wish I had an Aston Martin