That's a fallacy, actually.The Disk Thrower said:
Poodles are dogs, but that doesn't imply that all dogs are poodles.
Court Gives Zombies Constitutional Rights
- Thread starter Tom Goldman
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Poodles are dogs, but that doesn't imply that all dogs are poodles.
One cannot rush the apocolypse, and I saw my avatar in this picture and I liked it, so I made it my avatar.Quiet Stranger said:
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/10319/Jim+Carrey+Meets+Om+Nom+Nom+Beasts/ I don't go there that often anymore. The staff on that site are a bunch of assholes.
But demn zombehs are turkin our jerbs! They also burn our livestock and rape our crops in the weekend.yoyo13rom said:That's how Bill Murray diedTom Goldman said:
You're right! Dead people, but non the less humans.hURR dURR dERP said:
Well at least the protesters got compensation for that arrest.
Dear Minneapolis Police,
They are costumes. Stop being fucking retarded.
Hugs and Kisses,
The United States.
They are costumes. Stop being fucking retarded.
Hugs and Kisses,
The United States.
This was actually fairly humorous. I apologize but sometimes the stories I read on here can be either downright depressing, or anger inducing. Nice to see one that has a bit of a funny side to it.
So does this mean I can't defend myself against a zombie trying to munch on me? Well you know what they can worry about trying to prosecute me later, assuming they don't have you know an apocalypse to try to deal with and all the prosecutors haven't already been eaten!
So does this mean I can't defend myself against a zombie trying to munch on me? Well you know what they can worry about trying to prosecute me later, assuming they don't have you know an apocalypse to try to deal with and all the prosecutors haven't already been eaten!
That video was hilarious! Made my day!CloggedDonkey said:
SnowCold said:
What, you think just because someone died you think they suddenly stop being human beings? Damn you racists lifeists! I bet you'd force zombies to sit in the back of the bus and ban them from restaurants if you had the chance!0p3rati0n said:
About freaking time!!!
http://rlv.zcache.com/zombies_were_people_too_tshirt-p235998197511503107q6xn_400.jpg
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No! You see, once we give them rights they will start acting like they are better than us! We must protest this!
Escapist against Zombies!
Escapist against Zombies!
Err, no THIS is a weapon of mass destruction:Tom Goldman said:
Maybe the cops would have had the judges rule in their favour if they hadn't used such ridiculous hyperbole as comparing a microphone to a thermonuclear bomb.
I hope each of them get the $50'000, not because that is how much they have been damaged but just to punish this police force enough that they shape up their act. I mean seriously, have these cops lost ALL sense of discretion to lock people up for 48 hours at the first sign of "causing a ruckus".
Order them off the premises, escort them off the premises, put them in handcuffs and say if you don't quit scaring the people at the mall you're going to jail... THEN if they are still causing trouble take em to jail and CHARGE them. Don't just hold them for 48 hours, where is the judicial oversight in that!?!??
American cops are overpaid and under-trained. On average they earn more than a family doctor, get a HUGE pension yet the standards in US law enforcement are so terribly low, I mean half the time the defence or prosecution lawyer earns less than the arresting officer! But lawyers have the Bar Association, fuck up and you get kicked out (a la Jack Thompson) but cops stick together like they are family to protect poor practice, it's ridiculous.
America doesn't need soldiers, they need a far higher standard of policing that means spending more money on training and less on the latest weapons.
