Crazy first lines?

Panzer_God

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I was playing Saint's Row 2 with a friend of mine and when he got in a car the first line of the song we heard was a guy singing "I got tampons, yeah". We paused the game, looked at each other and burst out laughing. Has there been a time where the first line you heard in a song made you take a WTF moment?
 

TriggerUnhappy

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Vanguard_Ex said:
That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'
As is the first line of Master Exploder by Tenacious D. The next three being: "I do not need, a microphone, my voice is fuckin (echo)... POWERFUL!!!" I love Tenacious D if ya can't tell.
 

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TriggerUnhappy said:
Vanguard_Ex said:
That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'
As is the first line of Master Exploder by Tenacious D. The next three being: "I do not need, a microphone, my voice is fuckin (echo)... POWERFUL!!!" I love Tenacious D if ya can't tell.
Yeah, but in the Sasquatch song it's like a mad sort of ARGH noise, like a monster.
 

RanD00M

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Cigarette Pack with Bad Acid Trip
We are your sex toys.
Rather much of a wtf song.
 

Jark212

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Aqualung.

I remember listening to the lyrics for the first time, and I'm like WTF.
 

egwidalin

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i dont know the name of the song, but its a song by Pantera that starts out with "I F***ed your girlfriend last night" lol, so random
 

Davey106

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can't remember the name of the song
but it is by the band A
the first line is 'i have fallen down a manhole'
i laughed for about a week
 

Mr. Squirrel

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Vanguard_Ex said:
That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'
I love that song! It always makes me happy.

We're fwyin'!

Another one from Tenacious D: You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do. (I did skip a sort of talking intro there)
 

Panzer_God

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deathsong17 said:
I wanna f*** a dog in the a**.

I win.
No you don't, that was the name of the song. Besides Bloodhound Gang do not count.
 
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Cigaro - System of a Down.

My C*ck is much bigger than yours!
My c*ck can walk right through the door!
When the feeling's so pure!

Do I win now? :p
 

Aunel

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your daddy works in porno, now that mom is not around
My Michelle-GNR

Why do they always send the poor!
BYOB-System of a down
 

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Not the first line, actually the last ones:

Message from the Queen, by Wax Mannequin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKY4STBApc

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
 

Vanguard_Ex

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Mr. Squirrel said:
Vanguard_Ex said:
That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'
I love that song! It always makes me happy.

We're fwyin'!

Another one from Tenacious D: You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do. (I did skip a sort of talking intro there)
OOH remembered another one, also Tenacious D. The song 'Kielbasa', starting with Jack saying 'Dude we got our fuckin rights on the name'. So funny ^^