Crazy first lines?

Aur0ra145

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My mother was a hooker
My father was a pimp
He always told his girls to do it faster
Now it would be my luck
That the two of them would fuck
Now I'm a fighter pilot and a bastard

"The Hound Dogs of War" -Dos Gringos
 

Sick boy

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Rape Me by Nirvana, basically my friend played the song for me and I'd never heard it before back a few years ago and the first line is: Rape Me..... Rape Me, my friend. I was like WTF