Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[nicholaxxx]

while playing MGS4 take a drink every time there is a cutscene.

while watching bill and ted's excellent adventure, take a drink eny time they use the word dude.

while watching the matrix, take a drink every time a character looks badass.

while listening to I'm on a boat by the lonely island, take a drink every time they say the phrase "I'm on a boat!"

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch Gilmore Girls and stop drinking anytime words are not spoken for more than 2 seconds.

You won't make it to the second camera angle.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Take a shot for every drop of rain that falls outside.
Take a shot for every woman who enters the bar.
Take a shot for every time somebody order alcohol.

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch a Pirates of the Carribean movie and take a drink everytime Cpt. Jack makes a gesture or says something that a Butt Pirate would.

 

[GrindBass]

Watch an episode of pokemon, drinking every time a pokemon's name is said. Sounds fine until you remember that that's all the pokemon themselves ever say...

 

[BrownGaijin]

Najica Blitz Tactics
Take a shot every time some one shows their underwear.

 

[LilGherkin]

Take a shot every time a you see a black guy on B.E.T.

 

[Citrus]

Go to 4chan and drink every time you see porn.

 

[dududf]

For every acronym/meme take a drink.

 

[Bladecatcher]

Watch Fox News. Take a shot of tequila every time Glenn Beck Makes a retarded face after saying something equally retarded.

 

[GHMonkey]

every time someone says a word with the letter e in it take a shot.

 

[The_Echo]

Watch Disney Channel. Take a swig every time you want to change the channel.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

The Dark Knight:

Take a shot every time someone does a voice that sounds like a 10 year old trying to be threatening.

 

[Michael S. Azrael]

Listen to Gematria by Slipknot and for each drum beat take a drink.

Watch Bad Boys and each time someone swears take a drink.

Watch Mythbusters and everytime someone gets hurt or something gets blown up take a drink.

Watch A Current Affair and Today Tonight and drink for each useless story that comes on until a useful on does come on, you'll be drinking for about 30 min straight.

 

[rampantcreature]

Watch the original Star Wars trilogy, and take a shot every time someone says "the Force".

Similar to a game I once played, in an attempt to make the new trilogy suck less: take shot every time a lightsaber is turned on or off, whenever "midichlorians" or "the Force" is mentioned, or when jar-Jar is being stupid. Fucked all of us up pretty fast.

 

[Yokai]

While playing Grand Theft Auto, Just Cause, Saints Row, etc. take a shot every time the player or NPC violates a traffic law. Good luck with that one.

 

[ottenni]

Snakes on a plane. Drink whenever you see a snake.

 

[VicunaBlue]

While watching letterman, take a drink every time he straightens his jacket.

 

[Treblaine]

Watch any Michael Bay movie and consume every time something makes you wince.

Now that's a case where the alcohol can really help... that and a blindfold and ear-plugs.

 

[Dr.Sean]

1.Watch "A Christmas Story"
2.Drink each time "YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT"
3.After the movie, get a BB gun
4.Shoot it.
5.?????
6.WHERES YOUR EYE YOU SHOT IT OUT