Take a drink every time Fox News says something pro conservative. You would be dead before commercial break. Conversely, anytime MSNBC says something pro liberal. Either game would have you dead within 10 minutes.
Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You
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Take a drink everytime the Twilight books compliment the looks of a male character.
You will die. You will die so fast that it'll look like an accident.
You will die. You will die so fast that it'll look like an accident.
Fill as many 64 oz glasses as you can with 151 proof anything. Chug one every time you hear someone speak.
If you wish to live, cut of all communication with the outside world, and whatever you do, mute your computer!
If you wish to live, cut of all communication with the outside world, and whatever you do, mute your computer!
Well,
Watch a person and take a drink every time you see them blink
Take a shot every time a thought goes through your head, until thoughts stop going through your head.
Take a drink every time you see a liberal viewpoint on the escapist (j/k, I love you guys ;D)
Blindfold yourself on a busy street and take a drink evey time you get hit by a motor vehicle (trucks are two shots!)
Watch CSI:Miami and take a drink every time Horacio tkaes off or puts on his sunglasses
Watch any national news station and take a shot every time you notice any kind of bias.
Watch a person and take a drink every time you see them blink
Take a shot every time a thought goes through your head, until thoughts stop going through your head.
Take a drink every time you see a liberal viewpoint on the escapist (j/k, I love you guys ;D)
Blindfold yourself on a busy street and take a drink evey time you get hit by a motor vehicle (trucks are two shots!)
Watch CSI:Miami and take a drink every time Horacio tkaes off or puts on his sunglasses
Watch any national news station and take a shot every time you notice any kind of bias.
While watching Hells Kitchen
1 shot every time Gordon Ramsay swears or uses otherwise foul language.
EDIT: Mileage may vary, sometimes this can be quite a bit. If it's a slow episode for Ramsay swearing, add shots for the contestants.
1 shot every time Gordon Ramsay swears or uses otherwise foul language.
EDIT: Mileage may vary, sometimes this can be quite a bit. If it's a slow episode for Ramsay swearing, add shots for the contestants.
Shot of sambuca every time the name 'Sharona' is mentioned in the song 'My Sharona'! It WILL get you wasted 
EDIT: Well, maybe not kill you, but 10+ shots in four minutes is quite a lot!
EDIT: Well, maybe not kill you, but 10+ shots in four minutes is quite a lot!
My personal favorite is the Bear Grylls (Man Vs. Wild) drinking game.
1. When Bear jumps out of a plane or helicopter all players must start consuming their beverage untill he touches down, or until they finish their drink.
2. Whenever Bear eats something,
If its alive all players must consume 3 fingers of their beverage.
If the animal is dead players must add 3 fingers of their
beverage to a 'dirty pint' glass in centre of the room.
(fruit and veg count as dead)
3.When Bear drinks anything (hoping its clean water) all players must consume 3 fingers of their drink.
4. When Bear participates in any form of extreme exercise (e.g. rock climbing, swimming etc.) all participants must consume their beverage until he or their beverage finishes.
5.Whenever Bear talks about people in extreme situations,
If the outcome is they survived all players must consume 2 fingers of their beverage.
If the outcome is they died all players must consume 3 fingers of their beverage.
6. When Bear lights a fire all players must consume 3 fingers of the drink belonging to the player to their left.
7. Whenever bear takes off any item of clothing , all players must consume the same number of fingers as of clothes he has taken off - i.e If bear takes off only his shirt only drink 1 finger, shirt and trousers = 2 fingers .......... (pairs count as 1)
8. Whenever Bear complains about his surroundings all players must put 2 fingers of their beverage into the ?dirty pint?.
9. Whenever Bear reaches a stream or river all players must consume 2 fingers from the ?dirty pint? (going first name alphabetically). ? if there is no drink left in the dirty pint count yourself lucky!
10. Whenever bear goes for high ground ( must be a gradient of more than 45 degrees ), all players must attempt to find high ground within the room. The player lowest after 10 seconds must consume the dirty pint.
1. When Bear jumps out of a plane or helicopter all players must start consuming their beverage untill he touches down, or until they finish their drink.
2. Whenever Bear eats something,
If its alive all players must consume 3 fingers of their beverage.
If the animal is dead players must add 3 fingers of their
beverage to a 'dirty pint' glass in centre of the room.
(fruit and veg count as dead)
3.When Bear drinks anything (hoping its clean water) all players must consume 3 fingers of their drink.
4. When Bear participates in any form of extreme exercise (e.g. rock climbing, swimming etc.) all participants must consume their beverage until he or their beverage finishes.
5.Whenever Bear talks about people in extreme situations,
If the outcome is they survived all players must consume 2 fingers of their beverage.
If the outcome is they died all players must consume 3 fingers of their beverage.
6. When Bear lights a fire all players must consume 3 fingers of the drink belonging to the player to their left.
7. Whenever bear takes off any item of clothing , all players must consume the same number of fingers as of clothes he has taken off - i.e If bear takes off only his shirt only drink 1 finger, shirt and trousers = 2 fingers .......... (pairs count as 1)
8. Whenever Bear complains about his surroundings all players must put 2 fingers of their beverage into the ?dirty pint?.
9. Whenever Bear reaches a stream or river all players must consume 2 fingers from the ?dirty pint? (going first name alphabetically). ? if there is no drink left in the dirty pint count yourself lucky!
10. Whenever bear goes for high ground ( must be a gradient of more than 45 degrees ), all players must attempt to find high ground within the room. The player lowest after 10 seconds must consume the dirty pint.
watch the smurfs and take a shot every time they use the term 'smurfs' execpt when refering to the smurfs. you will not survive
