Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[rockytheboxer]

"I'd slip my Normandy in her Citadel."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'd pretend she's a something from a game and Virtually screw her in real life

I'm not so good at these, am I?

 

[DazZ.]

I'd sap that.
[small]Nice and simple to start. [/small]

 

[RheynbowDash]

"How would you like me to give you a Tactical Insertion?" - MW2

I actually said this in WoW one day, they thought it was a riot:
"We 40-Man raided your mom last night. Full wipe."

 

[hopeneverdies]

I'd jump on her back.

Yeah, sort of lame.

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

I'd rotate that a quarter-circle forward and punch.

Wait...

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Well, it's difficult.

I'm more of an oppurtunistic kinda guy, so I don't really make these things up.

 

[Wellby]

"I'd stick my experimental MARV into her vault till the brahmen come home."

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You know me, I like to savour the last round before ejecting my heat sink...

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

"you know, my sword gives +9 to penetration."

 

[Prof.Wood]

Wanna play with my "Joystick"

an old'y but a good'y.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"I'd travel seven years back with her."

 

[The Rockerfly]

"I've headshot that" - All fps's ever

 

[Daveman]

Spoiler: dananana dananana, dananana dananana, dananana dananana, dananana dananana, ba-na-na-naaaaa!

 

[comadorcrack]

Oh my god too many in my perverted mind of evil!

- You give me a Hard-Line
- Hey Elena wanna play some Marco-"Poke you"
- Aw you suck, no seriously you suck! And thats why I love you
- I think I'll use... Harden
- Um... Penis...

And TM 69 is called "Rock Polish"!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"I'd stick my experimental M

I

RV into her vault till the brahm

i

n come home."

If you're gonna do gaming sexual innuendo, do it right.
Fixed

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I'd put my sword through her back

 

[Distorted Stu]

"Its a suicide mission. We will lose a lot of good men from going in there, but dammit, its worth it"

 

[Wellby]

"I'd stick my experimental M

I

RV into her vault till the brahm

i

n come home."

If you're gonna do gaming sexual innuendo, do it right.

hail grammar Nazi . Protecting proper grammar in a forum about video game related sexual euphemisms is like protecting the decorations at a crack house.