Creepy Clown Stalks English Town

[Dante dynamite]

I'd like to see someone try that here they'd probably get killed in an hour by fire since people would think that the clown was some sort of demon

In America they'd call the police, and then when he "approached the officers" to tell them what he was doing they'd shoot him for "threatening behavior."

Then he'd be on our burgeoning local news segment "Cops = Facepalm."

You think that's bad in my case after people kill the clown they pay the cops the equivalent of $100 to make the problem go away

 

[VincentTheBadGuy]

. . . I'm sorry, I just have to write this here:

"Excuse me, do you have a Prince Albert in a can? You do?! Well you better let the poor guy out!"

 

[DiamanteGeeza]

This sounds like something out of Hot Fuzz! (Remember the unwelcome statue person?)

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

<color=red>There was a clown
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But not a single flying fist frown
was given.

 

[Berny Marcus]

Did Tim Curry decided to dress up as a clown again?