Criminals Use Crossbow & Zipline To Smuggle Apple Tech

vansau

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Criminals Use Crossbow & Zipline To Smuggle Apple Tech


Wanna smuggle iPads and iPhones from China into Hong Kong? There's an App for that (it's called a crossbow).

Recent stories in the news have seen some pretty strange stories come out of China when it comes to people doing outlandish stuff for technology and/or videogames. First there was the <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/110611-Teen-Sells-Kidney-for-iPad-2>teen who sold a kidney for an iPad (and other Apple gadgets). Then there were the <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/111884-Chinese-Parents-Sell-Kids-To-Fund-Gaming-Habits>parents who were selling their kids to support their gaming habits. Now, there are the smugglers who used ziplines to get all sorts of Apple swag into Hong Kong from the mainland.

Here's a little background on why one would want to smuggle tech like iPad 2s and iPhone 4s between China and Hong Kong: These gadgets sell for notably different prices due to different tax rates. As a result, if you buy an iPad or iPhone over in China, you can make a tidy profit if you sell it in Hong Kong and avoid border checks and government inspectors.

As a result, a group of smugglers came across a refreshingly old-school method of sneaking the Apple devices by using a zipline to slide them across the Sha Tau Kok River:

Using a crossbow they shot a strong fishing line across the Sha Tau Kok river where the arrow lodged in a rural house on the Hong Kong side. In total, the line was 300 meters in length.

Using a large wheel and a nylon bag suspened on a hook from the line, they proceeded to slide the iPads and iPhones across in small quantities during the night. This meant no border checks, and no time consuming hiding of the devices in a vehicle in the hopes they would make it across.

Of course, nobody had the common sense to realize that sending bags zipping across the river would be noticeable even at night and authorities didn't take too long to uncover the operation. The recovered iPads and iPhones is reportedly worth more than $46,000, though no one is sure just how much was smuggled across the river before police arrived on the scene.

On a side note: I'm not the only person who just had a flashback to Disney's animated <a href=http://www.amazon.com/Robin-Hood-Wanted-Brian-Bedford/dp/B000ICM5T4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312869748&sr=8-1>Robin Hood, particularly the scene where Robin and his crew attempt to use a medieval pulley system to rob Prince John's treasury until they manage to get caught and the climactic battle ensues, am I?

Source: Geek

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Fuselage

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"I really want an iPhone 5...wait, I know! I shall hire a crack team of ninjas to steal the iPhone 5!"
 

Cliff_m85

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Here's the secret code to Apple.


Buy a PC. Add Apple logo. Include different OS. Multiply price by 4. Get hipsters to buy it.


Profit.
 

Phlakes

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I was really hoping they were using ziplines to break into buildings. This thing works, but there's so much potential...
 

OutcastBOS

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*hears Batman theme in head*

But yeah, fuck explosives! We're goin' in the Ninja way!
 
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On a side note: I'm not the only person who just had a flashback to Disney's animated Robin Hood, particularly the scene where Robin and his crew attempt to use a medieval pulley system to rob Prince John's treasury until they manage to get caught and the climactic battle ensues, am I?
No you are not. That was my very first thought on hearing this
 

James Crook

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Cliff_m85 said:
Here's the secret code to Apple.


Buy a PC. Add Apple logo. Include different OS. Multiply price by 4. Get hipsters to buy it.


Profit.
Steve Jobs is on the line, he wants to sue you for copying his business plans.
Let me fix something real quick, though:
Get hipsters who want to use computers without learning how to properly use and maintain them to buy it.

Back on topic, don't the Chinese realise how much these products are actually worth since they're being manufactured in low-cost Chinese factories by nearly-enslaved "employees" that aren't being paid much? And this story of the teen who sold his kidney for an iPad 2 makes me cringe. If he couldn't afford to purchase an iPad, it means he must've had more important needs in life, such as actually sustaining himself.
 

redisforever

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Umm, just hide them inside the actual seats in a car. Tear them open when you get across. You can get at least 50 through that way.

But yeah, this is awesome. But dumb. Next time, actually, submarine.
 

ShindoL Shill

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Buschmaki said:
If I was doing this, as soon as I saw the cops I would've bolted.
pun intended?
OT: i have a feeling there are better, less epic, ways of doing this. the clue is in 'less epic' though...
 

GrizzlerBorno

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Wait, by "Zipline" do you mean the wire was Above the waters surface? In that case:


If they had had the wire submerged, with the merchandise sealed in airtight Plastic bags.... it obviously would've required quite a bit more pressure to pulley along, but at least it would've been nigh invisible to the river/coast guard.
 

Tartarga

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The only way I can think for this to be more awesome is if the criminals had been dressed as Batman.
 

JehuBot

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Incoming obligatory Ninjas And Batman referencing post:

Herpy herp derp NINJA , derp derp NINJAZ , derpy derp derp BATMAN , herp herp derp tEh AwSuMz , DOOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHO ! 8P

jokes aside , yeah , that's a pretty unusual way to smuggle stuff for nowadays , yet kinda hardcore to be honset.

and if it proves anything , it proves yet again how much those Chinese LOOOOOVE dem Apple products ! :p