Critical Miss: #2

Angerwing

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I would play the shit out of FF13 if it was like that.

And what's up with that? Nearly every JRPG goes into really sappy "power of love and the heart and hope" moments. It's ridiculous, and hard to follow.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Hehehehe, that was a good one, like the last part :D
I wish that could happen in real life... get a My Little Pony game and place it next to as many gory/horror games as possible...
 

Baby Tea

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Great second issue!
Methinks FF13 would have been in my 'buy' list if it actually had the mutilating decapitations of Chocobos.
Awesome.
 

Dragon_of_red

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Dear Lord, not the chocobo.

But that would make some damn awesome games out of it. Ruin a whole lot but whatever.
 

Angerwing

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Greyfox105 said:
Hehehehe, that was a good one, like the last part :D
I wish that could happen in real life... get a My Little Pony game and place it next to as many gory/horror games as possible...
I'd mix Fallout 3 and Tetris.

???
 

Remy Cambridge

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Alright, that was a good laugh.

But I've gotta point out, what's with the odd little .gif artifacts. The .gif dithering in this case has lead to having our protagonist etched with red polkadots in her hair. And a few other notable artifacts throughout. The effects in the 4th panel seems a bit undeserved by the compression.
 

Deofuta

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I enjoy some JRPG endings, but honestly I have not played one seriously since Wild Arms 2 or Legends of Legia/Dragoon (good times)

Honestly though, that last bit was fricking awesome, I may have ACTUALLY laughed out loud!
 

reg42

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I like the punchline. For a bit I thought the joke wouldn't amount to much, but it looks like I've been proven wrong.
Looking forward to the next one.
 

Angerwing

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Greyfox105 said:
Angerwing said:
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I'd mix Fallout 3 and Tetris.

???
...How many nukes can you fit into Megaton before Lucas Simms shows you some wasteland justice?
o_O
V.A.T.S. would totally ruin the dynamic of Tetris. What's the bet you lose karma for putting a square block next to a reverse squiggly?
 

Jared

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Lmao! Sazh used "KILLER CHOCOBO ATTACK! RAWR!"

Epic, hehe. If it was like that would I would have been in hysterics
 

Jandau

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Imagine a hardcore balls-to-the-wall guts'n'gore Final Fantasy. That would be AWESOME! Just the thing to revitalize the stale franchise!
 

Firia

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LOVE it. :D
Hmmm, video game Fusion, eh?
*Goes to plant Metal Gear Solid between a copy of Armored Core, and Splinter Cell.*
 

Jack and Calumon

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Huh, that would make a much better game.

Calumon: What a combat system on one character, or Quick Timed Events... : /