Critical Miss: #37

[Ridgemo]

Lol, whilst i personally enjoy this game massively, i can't deny your right on with your descriptions. I loved your take on the difficulty levels.

 

[Hybridwolf]

Also worth mentioning, dreadful balancing on invasion, maps which are both rubbish and either taken from single player or made in forge and a retarded ranking system. Thank god dead rising is out soon.

 

[Brotherofwill]

The ostrich is hilarious and knows his shit about movies. He should be the end boss of the next inevitable MS Halo spin-off.

Well done.

 

[Markness]

Halo 3 with jetpacks sounds fun. Thanks for the endorsement, I wasn't going to buy it after ODST but I will now.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I died at the "Fuck you and your children" part.

And I loved the muse quote as well

 

[snowman6251]

Halo is like an emo kid. Everyone loves to hate it.

I don't have an xbox though so I don't give a shit.

 

[The Wooster]

Nice work, this is getting better and better.

 

[tehbeard]

loved the fuck you and ur children part. totally true.

Though I think you missed out on the besutiful scenery or ability to use party chat and avoid said squeeky kids sonic attack.

Also worth mentioning, dreadful balancing on invasion....

have to agree, invasion slayer = skull fuck anyone on team elite. Regular invasion I can kick ass till the cows come home on either side till my team disconnects and I get swamped. in Invasion slayer I rarely get chance to "wort" before my mandibles are tasting dirt.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

This comic is kind of pathetic (this week anyways)

 

[Sojoez]

I died at the "Fuck you and your children" part.

And I loved the muse quote as well

Muse quote? As in the band? If so, where? Is it the "his voice is too high pitched for human hearing" part? Its the "his voice too high pitched for human hearing" part.

Amazing comic! One of the best ones yet.

 

[n19h7m4r3]

This comic is kind of pathetic (this week anyways)

Disagree, I find it quite accurate.

 

[TLatshaw]

Instead of punching ostriches and wearing a jetpack, you should be able to punch people from your mount on a jetpack-wearing ostrich.

Instant 5% increase on Metacritic, guaranteed.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Well... Microsoft got their money's worth, at least...

 

[Autofaux]

Well, no one applauds a Halo game for a riveting story. Again, not about what they put into the game, its about what we take out of it.. again.

 

[imnot]

The ostrich is hilarious and knows his shit about movies. He should be the end boss of the next inevitable MS Halo spin-off.

Well done.

Hell you should play as an ostrich!
Or a grunt that would be awsome.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I died at the "Fuck you and your children" part.

And I loved the muse quote as well

Muse quote? As in the band? If so, where? Is it the "his voice is too high pitched for human hearing" part? Its the "his voice too high pitched for human hearing" part.

Amazing comic! One of the best ones yet.

Under the comic, where they state the author of the comics, they always have lyrics. THis week it was "Will show you a god who falls asleep on the job"

Knights of Cydonia

 

[Kollega]

Halo is like an emo kid. Everyone loves to hate it.

Oh yes. I wonder, what did it ever do to all those people - murdered their dogs, or something? I'm not a Halo fanboy, but it gets far more hate than it deserves. Seriously... it gave us sticky grenades, popularized the melee button, and it's at least science fiction, not 24: The Video Game.

Aaaanyway, this comic still fails to amuse me - the only thing that got me snickering is the last panel with it's gratuitous use of "new-ish digger maggots, the latest trend in earthmoving industry!" Second thing that would be funny (if it was there) is a third panel for the "good" column, saying "It's basically Halo 3... WITH JETPACKS!!!" Because seriously. Jetpacks.

 

[Chamzaboogie]

Excellent comic, thank you very much!

Playing on heroic so far, not going to bother with legendary, except for coop.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

Also, you can try to kill people with forklifts.

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Spoiler: Now I will ruin the joke by explaining it