D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!

[JackRyan64]

Fucking Christians, how do they work?

 

[Stocky37]

http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/fantasy-games

Successful troll is successful?

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Don't you know? An active imagination is like a crack that Satan can slip through. Down with originailty

 

[Yoshemo]

As a catholic, I don't care. Also, if she says that, pokemon might as well be satanic.

I went to a christian private school in elementary. They banned all pokemon stuff and made our parents sign a school policy contract that we are not allowed to watch pokemon cartoons or play pokemon games because they are satanic. If we did, we would be expelled.

 

[Daxter343]

Fucking Christians, how do they work?

I see what you did there.

 

[William Dickbringer]

I decided to look at their god's hit list and here it is

Spoiler: according to this person if you are one or more of these things GOD HATES YOU

* Gays (surprise)
* Liberals
* Abortionists(surprise again)
* Animal Rights People
* Environmentalists
* Muzlims (ignoring the spelling mistake)
* Vegetarians/Vegans
* Pedophiles
* ?Global Warming/Cooling? Believers
* Linux users (WTF?)
* ?Purpose Driven? churches
* Mormons
* Germans
* Government school teachers (Huh?)
* The anti-smoking lobby(Ok...)
* College Professors(What do they have to do with this?)
* Poets (WTF again)
* Hybrid Cars (And one final WTF)
* Democrat Party
* Hezbollah
* Hamas
* UCLA

Spoiler: and if you listen to these people GOD HATES YOU!

* Neil Young
* Slipknot
* Madonna
* Red Hot Chilly Peppers
* Bono
* Patti Smith
* Bob Dylan
* Little Richard
* The The
* David Rovics
* All hip-hop and other musical forms that promote and encourage degraded, drug-addicted and murderous black culture
* Any and All American Idols
* Friends, Family and Fans of Any and All American Idols
* The Dixie Chicks
* Linda Rondstadt
* Ravi Shankar
* Fish
* Bruce Springsteen
* Doris Day
* Richard Zimmerman
* Sheryl Cow
* James McMurtry

funny on the books part he mentions Chronicles of Narnia when it was heavily influenced by Christianity

Obvious troll is obvious. (not you, the person on the site)

yeah I'm with this guy he just screams troll
EDIT: I forgot a few more things that make god hate you
# Anyone who has ever appeared in, listened to, rented or bought in any form the ?musical? Rent
# Starbucks
# Livejournal

 

[TilMorrow]

Oh that explains why whenever I play D&D, various monsters and strange creatures are summoned!

 

[HT_Black]

Huh. Those loonies are to my religion what *insert subject of latest media fiasco* is to gaming. It's not bad for them to have an opinion, but it's annoying when they shoot it off at anyone who'll listen.

Also, upon closer examination, the site reeks of satire. Poe's law has claimed another, it seems.

 

[Something Amyss]

.....According to this insane Christian

http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/fantasy-games

"At STR we found that of the 12 teenagers who were filmed in this show playing ?D&D? 5 have since murdered people and are serving indefinite sentences, 3 are addicted to marihuana and are living as junkies on the streets, another 3 have have sex-change operations and only 1 (who repented and became a Christian) managed to find work and successfully complete high school. Just because this televised program is from 1985 doesn?t mean it?s not completely pertinent today: all the same terrible scenarios mentioned in this program are happening across America right now. If you or your loved ones play Dungeons & dragons do the right thing, just stop participating and burn all your ?monster manuals?. Better yet, next time your friends want to play ?D&D? show-up but bring the only ?manual? they?ll ever need to read: the Bible!"

This site is so hilarious to me, its full of racist, ignorant and outrageous statements about well anything, it even disses Linux.

Well, a disproportionately high number of transsexuals do play D&D....

 

[fooddood3]

Clearly a joke.

 

[Squidden]

It's obviously a troll site, they just rounded up all of the white Republican Christian stereotypes they could (i.e Guns, judgment of everything different, etc).

EDIT: There are porn links on there, by the way....

 

[Xodyac]

Hahahahahaha. I've gotta say, that was probably the most convincing troll I've ever seen. I -actually- started to rage for a second. Then I saw the Linux article. And then the jenkem article. And then I knew, ***** be trollin'.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

You know, having just picked up D&D myself, this is so hilarious. One because D&D is as harmless as can be, two because he couldn't even spell marijuana right, and three because, well, is there really anything wrong with transvestites? I mean, they don't hurt anyone. Also, I wonder if this site is fake. If it isn't I am crying myself to sleep tonight...

EDIT: Yup, fake. When it said "Lenix Users" I knew it was a fake...

Very convincing troll until then, though.

 

[The Rascal King]

This blog may be the biggest pot of comedy gold I have seen in a long while.

"The evil atheists who hate Jesus are determined to shut-down Christmas. Watch the notorious femenazi and libdtard terrorist Rebecca Watson rallying her evil god-hating storm-troopers"

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2010/11/10/atheists-determined-to-start-the-war-on-christmas-early.aspx

God I love this country.

 

[jack583]

i'm a christin and don't believe a word of that.
there is no way of telling if those people weren't already going to do those things even if they didn't play D&D. if they studied more group of similer teens as well as groups of different teens; groups of teens from each race as well as each faith.
just one group says nothing.

 

[Grey_Focks]

I wouldn't take that blog seriously...they think Second Life is the sequel to Half Life. I'm guessing this site has to be a satire...I mean come on, read it's front-page. I have trouble believing people who think these things REALLY exist.

 

[Dorian6]

I

I took a moment and viewed that site. There's no way it's real. It has to be a joke site. Seriously, just check out God's hit list. Though I am offended that a lot of the great bands I like aren't on that list!

Honestly, it's a fake. Because the alternative is just too frightening.

Yeah, when you look over the site it becomes pretty clear that there are one of two possibilities.

1. the whole thing is meant as satire

B. The person who made the site is clinically retarded.

I'm gonna go with #1, if only to preserve my faith in humanity.

I mean, they listed "The Chronicles of Narnia" on the list of harmful books. You'd literally have to be brain damaged in order to miss the blaring christian overtones.

 

[Jark212]

Nothing like some late night lulz to get me in the mood for sleep...

But that site is pretty hilarious...

 

[Dorian6]

I'm amazed that Queen wasn't on the list of harmful bands. What with the gay lead singer who died of AIDS.

Fundamentalist christians hate AIDS victims