Damn Collage Pri***, they killed my dog

Ginnipe

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I was letting my dog out today, he was having fun untill those damn collage pricks came. He ran out into the street for about 2 seconds, I was looking right into his eyes when a group of collage kids came baraling around a corner and took him out. All I heard was a little screech and saw a blood splatter. Those kids kept going, turned around and came back about a minute later. I was so pissed, I was about to get my rifle when my sister stoped me. She had me held back while the two pricks gave me their phone # and said "sorry". They were going 20 miles too fast for the area and had plenty of time to stop or get out of the way, but no they had to be talking on their cell phones and not giving a damn. FUCK you COLLAGE.

I dont give a flying shit if college is spelled wrong, get the fuck used to it.
 

hopeneverdies

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First of all it's college, not collage. A collage is where you make a picture out of other things. Second, college kids are idiots. And third, my condolences.
 

Stevepinto3

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That's awful, I'm really sorry for you man. However, my spelling nazi instincts are very strong today.

A "collage" (From the French: coller, to glue) is a work of formal art, primarily in the visual arts, made from an assemblage of different forms, thus creating a new whole.

Courtesy of Wikipedia.
 

Insanum

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Accidents happen.

Dont forget if your about too see your pooch mowed down things will seem...different. 30mph will seem like 50mph, etc.

Sorry about your dog tho. Lets hear it for the leash!
 

MusicalFreedom

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The Escapist : Forums : Off-Topic Discussion : Let's berate someone who has lost his dog about his spelling.

fuckin bad luck there
 

Ginnipe

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Insanum said:
Accidents happen.

Dont forget if your about too see your pooch mowed down things will seem...different. 30mph will seem like 50mph, etc.

Sorry about your dog tho. Lets hear it for the leash!
Fuck u dick
 

Stevepinto3

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MusicalFreedom said:
The Escapist : Forums : Off-Topic Discussion : Let's berate someone who has lost his dog about his spelling.

fuckin bad luck there
I count 6 out of the first 10 comments that have sympathy. That's pretty good numbers for the internet.
 

Rajin Cajun

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GodsOneMistake said:
You should have brought the rifle out, and used it
This. Man this thread gave me a good laugh that I needed. Insanum especially made me giggle. I hate those bastards who make collages as well getting all the fuckin' paste on their fingers and cutting up all my magazines to just to make creepy...collages. Fuck them and Fuck You Collage...You inconsiderate...collection of images you!
 
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And your sister stopped you from getting the rifle why?

I know how you feel, but no the police don't care about this because "it was just a dog"

Stupid motherfuckers should be thrown in prison
 

Insanum

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Ginnipe said:
Insanum said:
Accidents happen.

Dont forget if your about too see your pooch mowed down things will seem...different. 30mph will seem like 50mph, etc.

Sorry about your dog tho.[/B] Lets hear it for the leash!
Fuck u dick
Thanks for trolling.

Im sorry about your dog dude but if your dog was on a lead im sure he'd be fine.
 

Insanum

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I presume its obvious im a cat person :(

I think this may reflect badly on me.

as ive said - the guy wouldnt of intentionally gone out to mow down your dog tho, it was an accident.