Darth Vader Robs a Bank

[Enigmers]

edit: double-post, whoops.

 

[duchaked]

I've been making my way through the original trilogy (been a while since I've watched them), and last night I just watched Empire Strikes Back. then I decided to watch some behind the scene stuff about Darth Vader and...

well, the guy certainly matches height-wise...gasp! it IS him! but yeah...

Darth Vader with a gun is like Batman with a gun (oh wait, Kick-Ass the movie lol)

 

[Thorvan]

Ok, impromptu mask, I get it.

But why the hell would you, when you're about to rob a bank at gunpoint, think "Hm, you know, I should cape too."

Because he's Darth Vader dammit!

No, really. Think about it for a second.

I can think of a myriad of situations where you might rob a bank wearing a Darth Vader mask.

I cannot, for the life of me, think of a decent reason where someone would, seriously and in advance, wear a cape as well.

Maybe so it'll be harder for them to describe his body type?

But if you look at the picture, (which I assume is somewhat genuine?) It's a fairly short cape covering only his backside, and from what I know police don't identify people based on the shape of their buttocks. In fact, just about the only thing it could do is get stuck in the door.

 

[Goldhawk777]

Vader has to go out and make that money for the Emperor. He messed up with the defending of the thermal port mission that was only 2 meters wide. Hell, the idiot could have stood in the port and used the force to guide them away...... But I digress, Vader needs to make a living as well, but I am appalled that he used a gun. Simply choking a teller with the power of his mind would have been sufficient.

 

[no oneder]

Wow, that's just fucked up.

I would disguise myself as Penn Jillette.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

New York needs to start looking for Jedi. This could get out of hand very quick if Sith Lords are out perpetrating acts of evil on our planet.

 

[SirDerick]

Am I the only one who thought of Chad Vader when I saw the title?

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Ok, impromptu mask, I get it.

But why the hell would you, when you're about to rob a bank at gunpoint, think "Hm, you know, I should cape too."

Because he's Darth Vader dammit!

No, really. Think about it for a second.

I can think of a myriad of situations where you might rob a bank wearing a Darth Vader mask.

I cannot, for the life of me, think of a decent reason where someone would, seriously and in advance, wear a cape as well.

Maybe so it'll be harder for them to describe his body type?

But if you look at the picture, (which I assume is somewhat genuine?) It's a fairly short cape covering only his backside, and from what I know police don't identify people based on the shape of their buttocks. In fact, just about the only thing it could do is get stuck in the door.

Dollar-Bill, an ancillary "flavor" character from the Watchmen comic died when his cape got stuck in a revolving door and was shot in the face while trying to free it.
Ever wonder why Batman uses windows and skylights?

 

[The Night Shade]

So awesome the guy needs an award

 

[awsome117]

Would have thought he would have used storm troopers to do his dirty work...

Then again, he has to pay them so how...

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

That is fuckin' genius!

It may be a bad thing to say but i hope he gets away with it.

I don't like criminals but that is just win.

 

[poiuppx]

If this guy gets caught and does jail time, this'll make for one hell of a story coming into the prison... here's hoping there's some other Star Wars fans in there for him to buddy up with. May the Force help him if he ends up sharing a cell with a Trekkie, though...

 

[Misterian]

First a prisoner jail breaks with a cardboard box Metal Gear Solid style, now this.

What's next? real life pirates impersonate One Piece characters?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

He did this because this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ4uMlbanB8&videos=M7OwJUSz9Ko just doesn't pay like it used to. He also has to keep up his http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRQyS_8sShw&videos=_lEsCSoQUx8 opulent lifestyle.

 

[The Warden]

This robber wins my favor.
Sure, bank robbery is an awful thing to do, but this man did it in a hilarious way.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

That cashier sure has a nice story to tell now...
"Hey, how was work? We were robbed by Darth Vader" =D

OT: THAT. is an Epic Win

 

[teutonicman]

He had to resort to robbery because he found his lack of funds disturbing. Wow! I've used that line now twice within 4 hours.

 

[starwarsgeek]

First a prisoner jail breaks with a cardboard box Metal Gear Solid style, now this.

...What?
I missed that one

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Wow what has the world come too. Oh well this is great

 

[RelexCryo]

Thats just... Thats just too good.


I hope they never catch the guy.

He's just to bad ass.

This^ Pretty much went through my mind. It is Awesome that he wore the cape.