Darth Vader Robs a Bank

[Count Igor]

The great thing is, that if he was wearing a normal mask, normal robber, etc... Everyone would want him to get caught, and hate him for robbing it.

But NOW it's Darth Vader, and everyone's on his side.

Plus, anyone tries to rat him out, he blows up the planet with his brand new [HEADING=3]Death Star Mark II[/HEADING]
Hey, where'd you think the money went?

 

[Tears of Blood]

THEN STOP HANDING OUT GUNS IN YOUR COUNTRY!!!

I swear i always cringe if i hear people of the countrys that supply the whole world with guns complain about said guns being used.


d'oh.


So yeah. This is awesome. Go darth, make us proud.

Oh don't be ignorant. People don't commit crimes with LICENSED weaponry hardly ever. We don't just hand out guns, they get them illegally, just like they can anywhere else.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Despite the fact that during the course of the robbery people were threatened at gunpoint and the guy actually made off with people's cash,
This...
Is...
Brilliant!

 

[angry_flashlight]

This gave me a good chuckle. I wonder if anyone's robbed a store dressed as Bowser.

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

He was clearly *puts on glasses* Forced to do it.

 

[crudus]

Hilarious. After the destruction of the second death star I guess investors were a little less than confident in the project.

I hope they never catch the guy.

I wouldn't say that. I would say it gets one person a free pass once(the dressing up as famous characters, not Vader specifically).

 

[MetalGenocide]

Don't mess with the Vader man. He don't need no empire to rob your banks.

 

[joshuaayt]

I'd grin and hand him whatever we had, all whilst making idle in-universe conversation with him. He'd probably be all
"Gimme the money, I'm robbin yo' ass!"
And I'd be all
"No...No, that's not true... that's impossible!"
And he'd be all
"*Sigh*. Yes, I get it- I'm in a Vader suit. Just give it to me"
And I'd be all
"I will not fight you"
And then... Oh, right. Well, you get the point.

 

[Lucifron]

This just about sums up my views on the subject:

Spoiler

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

I have said it once and I'll say it again. As a resident of Long Island, the town names here sound like they could be Pokemon.

 

[Lord George]

Well its quite hilarious that he went to the lengths of putting on a cloak, something that would likely hinder his chances of success, to fit the character.

Hell if there where no cameras people might have never even believed it happened

"So, you claim Darth Vader robbed your premises with a gun. Have you been drinking today sir?"

And no-one died and no-one but the bank lost anything, and there worth millions so I'm sure they'll get over it.

 

[Evilsanta]

Awesome! Ok it is a robbory but still, robbing a bank as Darth Vader? That just awesome i do feel sorry for Vader resorting to a handgun and not a lightsaber...

 

[Dorkmaster Flek]

Nice, you got two references to previous Star Wars fan-related news stories.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Hilarious. After the destruction of the second death star I guess investors were a little less than confident in the project.

I hope they never catch the guy.

I wouldn't say that. I would say it gets one person a free pass once(the dressing up as famous characters, not Vader specifically).

I assumed that he was never going to try robbing a bank again.


If he does it again, as Darth Vader again, then he's just being rude.


He should try a Power Ranger next.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Didnt expect him to be going solo! Where is his troopers!

 

[Tears of Blood]

It is awesome. It really Truly is. I was mugged in an alley way when I was taking a short cut to school just last year by someone with a gun. I personally would have MUCH rather been mugged by Darth Vader than some half naked hobo. You have less nightmares that way. Also it makes for a better story. I mean look at both stories:

"Hey guys... I just got mugged by a half naked hobo..."
"Did... did he... did he rape you?"
"...you guys are assholes."

Darth vader version:

"Hey guys, guess what just happened? I just got robbed by the Dark Lord of the Sith himself!"
"Hahahahha lololol, that is freakin awesome!"

Generally it makes for a much better story. And would you say it is "not awesome" if say Hitler himself were held at gunpoint? If you say yes, you are fucked up in the head. If you say no, then you are like any rational person. This is kinda the same thing... only cooler since it IS Darth Vader.

I'd rather not get robbed at all, that way I still get to keep my damn money.

And, how is a bank full of innocent people akin to Hitler again?