Shameful, shameful, SHAMEFUL! ALL OF YOU! YOU CANNOT have a complete thread about any sort of bears with no mention of THIS:
Dead Or Alive Bear Volleyball
- Thread starter Proto Taco
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Oh god, Ryu Hayabusa, yes. He's -so- hawt.felbot said:
First of all, hairy can be sexy. Hairy is virile. Second, just like short girls are cute, I'm sure plenty of people don't mind short men. And lastly, we don't usually get a lot of shots of Mario under the shirt and overalls, he could be fucking stacked and ripped for all we know.ravenshrike said:
... arentcha curious?
He runs and jumps for 20 hours each day, throwing dinosaurs, dodging explosions, suplexing dragons, and fighting aliens on a regular basis. You ain't gonna see a fat person doing that. He's probably more built than SF-Ryu.ravenshrike said:
How quaint.Gigano said:
Considering we've seen his past as a baby, when he -couldn't- have been able to express himself on his own, I find the fact that plants and shrooms in his world working more differently than they do in our world to be much more likely than the ideal that all of the games are just Mario's singular hallucination. Otherwise you'd need to explain why the other playable characters also seem to be suffering those same hallucinations, as well as the games in which mushrooms don't act as drugs, such as the rpgs. Or the few games that are in universe more than they appear (SMB2 and 3 specifically). Not to mention the various cross overs, such as Tennis, Golf, and notably the Olympics with Sonic and all his furry friends; as fucked up as they are they aren't all on drugs. Just more likely to be inbred than even Bowser's Koopalings.ravenshrike said:
Who's to say we can't have both types of bear in this game?
Just imagine a volleyball tournament where burly hairy gay men square off agaisnt equally burly hairy ursines[footnote]Whether they are also equally gay, I'l leave up to your imagination[/footnote] for the right to bear the title 'Bear'.
Just imagine a volleyball tournament where burly hairy gay men square off agaisnt equally burly hairy ursines[footnote]Whether they are also equally gay, I'l leave up to your imagination[/footnote] for the right to bear the title 'Bear'.
