Defend & Accuse~

[oppp7]

I accuse you of stealing your own computer!
Either you or the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I accuse you of "acting a fool" and trying to get "jiggy wid it" in a club

 

[oppp7]

I didn't go to the club, and someone else burned it down...
It was the next poster!

 

[EpicPanda]

I can't dance! O:

I accuse "next" of bringing sexy back.

 

[oppp7]

It wasn't me, it was Pink Floyd (I think).
However, "next" stole my car and ate it.

 

[EpicPanda]

I did not! I gave it to Mythbusters for a science experiment.

\/\/\/\/ - made me angry by creating a truce with the candy cane people.

 

[CounterAttack]

That wasn't me... the leprechauns blackmailed me into doing it.

I accuse you of blackmailing the leprechauns.

 

[EpicPanda]

I didn't think they were serious... ><;;

I accuse you of making me dumb.

 

[oppp7]

It was always that way.
I accuse you of making it snow.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I can't control my urges!

I accuse you of making my coffee go cold.

 

[Sleekgiant]

That was the cool breeze

I accuse you of stealing my Facebook

 

[oppp7]

I stole all the facebooks, not just yours.
I accuse you of ruining my pizza.

 

[Sleekgiant]

That was your dog

I accuse you of stealing my ipod

 

[oppp7]

But it tasted good...
You killed my father.