Describe a scene in one sentence out of context

[Alssadar]

You wake up in a Ukranian vault with some letters on your arm and are sent off to kill a man.

Spoiler

STALKER:Shadow of Chernobyl

You, a former leader of a group of aliens, has to go kill some aliens of the same race who oppose your religion.

Spoiler

Halo 2: The Arbiter things

This is fun

 

[Lionsfan]

So a guy just released from prison starts talking to his dead wife's ghost, a leprechaun, Odin, and the Internet; and eventually drives around the country with them. Oh and he spends like 4 days tied to a tree and dies before coming back to life

American Gods! Love that book! Does sound kinda strange when you put it like that though...

Everything sounds strange like this haha

And yeah, I just finished the book, kinda angry I never heard of it sooner

 

[Cranky]

So you're this guy who works to test some super-advanced suit that slows time down. Then alien robots attack and you shoot alien robots whilst smoking a cigarette every cutscene.

 

[twistedmic]

So you're this guy who works to test some super-advanced suit that slows time down. Then alien robots attack and you shoot alien robots whilst smoking a cigarette every cutscene.

Vanquish

Woman in playboy bunny outfit surfs on a flying bass guitar while shooting a giant fractal hand robot with a slingshot.

Fooly Cooly

1- A man wearing a hood stalks a heavily populated city while slaughtering, and occasionally eating, soldiers and citizens.

2- A human soldier is transported inside a magical sword where he breaks the chains holding two hounds to a giant cart carrying an even bigger stone gate

 

[Biodeamon]

fighting zombie alien dinosaur that can use guns and fight in mechs.

this is both incredibly obvious and hard to figure out the same time.

 

[twistedmic]

fighting zombie alien dinosaur that can use guns and fight in mechs.

this is both incredibly obvious and hard to figure out the same time.

Duke Nuke'em? Or Turok?

 

[stmemmerson121]

It's about the strongest martial artist ever who can change genders depending on water temperature. And he's being whored out by his father. To girls. One is an abusive *****, another is a bimbo and arguably the strongest out of the female characters under the age of three hundred, one makes pizza for a living, and has a martial art around it. And then there's the crazy one...

Ranma 1/2? It sounds like it, at least the beginning, but who's the strongest bimbo? Shampoo? Kodachi?

 

[stmemmerson121]

Okay, go for this.

God dies in a magical flying bus crash, Satans great great grandson is a Mexican with a poncho, an acoustic guitar and a hat that's half witches hat, half sombrero, Satans great great great granddaughter is an attractive woman who hands out business cards for clubs to some Buddhist monks (to activate her magical powers), Jesus is an attractive young lady who gets saved from a flying bus crash by one of the monks (who turns out to be the descendant of the apostle Matthew), and almost gets raped by the descendant of the apostle Peter, but is stopped by the descendant of the apostle Simon, who informs him of the situation, and the descendant of the apostle Peter materializes a giant diamond oar to kill satans descendant, after drinking a magical soft drink that gives him summoning powers.

Any takers?

 

[Meredith999]

1- A man wearing a hood stalks a heavily populated city while slaughtering, and occasionally eating, soldiers and citizens.

2- A human soldier is transported inside a magical sword where he breaks the chains holding two hounds to a giant cart carrying an even bigger stone gate

1- Prototype?

2- Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson

A fallen angel wearing shades drives a classic Bentley through a river and across a burning motorway.

 

[Lewg999]

Yay , someone else has read that awesome book

 

[XMark]

An attractive young woman climbs up a ladder to work on some repairs. A man very obviously looks up to stare at her crotch while her father is trying to talk to him.

Spoiler

Half-life 2 - you did that, admit it!

 

[Biodeamon]

fighting zombie alien dinosaur that can use guns and fight in mechs.

this is both incredibly obvious and hard to figure out the same time.

Duke Nuke'em? Or Turok?

nope, guess again!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Your enemy has broken down at the starting gate, buildings, mountains, nothing can stop you, and you know you're going to win.

Spoiler

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Okay, go for this.

God dies in a magical flying bus crash, Satans great great grandson is a Mexican with a poncho, an acoustic guitar and a hat that's half witches hat, half sombrero, Satans great great great granddaughter is an attractive woman who hands out business cards for clubs to some Buddhist monks (to activate her magical powers), Jesus is an attractive young lady who gets saved from a flying bus crash by one of the monks (who turns out to be the descendant of the apostle Matthew), and almost gets raped by the descendant of the apostle Peter, but is stopped by the descendant of the apostle Simon, who informs him of the situation, and the descendant of the apostle Peter materializes a giant diamond oar to kill satans descendant, after drinking a magical soft drink that gives him summoning powers.

Any takers?

Shadow of the damned.