So Madame de Pompadour was about to killed by a bunch of clockwork robots, when she was saved by a man in a pinstripe suit who burst through a mirror while riding a horse.
So the Scottish girl was trapped on the asteroid base and about to have her baby stolen by a woman in an eye patch, but then she was saved by he husband, the ancient Roman, a fat blue man, a squadron of fighter planes from WWII, a lesbian lizard-person from the 16th Century and her partner, a short, lactating, alien nurse with a giant egg-head, and a man who lives in a box. (and possibly more, I don't remember)
EDIT: Christ, where did this weird tendency to post the most fucked up, violent shit we can think of come from? What about this thread lends itself to violence?