Describe a scene in one sentence out of context

thejackyl

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Father Time said:
So you have to go to a dentists' office to learn telekinesis.
Second Sight? Probably not right but it's the first thing that came to my mind.

WalrusPowers said:
So the creature jumps into the ocean and evolves into a fish immediately.
E.V.O. The Search for Eden?
 

WoW Killer

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A few more:

So a businessman is searching for love, and despite being able to choose practically anybody he wants due to his vast wealth, he picks the most messed up, abused, physically scarred, sociopathic basket case imaginable, who drugs him, stabs him in the eyes with needles, makes fun of his chin, cuts off his feet, and intends to keep him in a sack living off regurgitated vomit, although she is quite pretty.

So the reason he was kidnapped and locked away for 15 years and then decided to hit people with hammers and eat a live octopus upon release is because as a teenager he witnessed another kid fucking his own sister.

And one courtesy of Christopher Hitchens, just because it's my favourite sentence in the world:

So we'll pick the most backward, the most barbaric, the most illiterate, the most superstitious and the most savage people we can find, in the most stony area of the world - we won't appear to the Chinese, who can already read - we'll appear to this brutal, enslaved, hopeless, superstitious crowd and we'll force them to cut their way through all of their neighbours with slaughter, genocide and racism, and settle on the only part of the Middle East where there's no oil; and without this we wouldn't know right from wrong.
 

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Brother in-law: so I fed my snail a chocolate bar, and now it's collecting coins from the flowers; I wonder how many coins Ill have when we get home.
Sister: Oh you'll probably have tons of coins! Do you have cat tails yet?
Me: ?????? what ?????

One does not simply logic in plants vs zombies

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(off topic: Capchas aren't gibberish any more? huzzah!)
 

Mr Companion

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II Scarecrow II said:
You're crawling through ducts to avoid a horde of crazy religious zombies, when your dead girlfriend appears and tries to stab you in the eye with a syringe.

Not hard, no hints.
Dead Space 2

Your in a security guard's head and you need to beat up a nursery school teacher and avoid the FBI so you can teach the guard that he is a milkman.
Not hard.
 

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A pair of knights attacking a castle in the middle of a foggy lake looking for a mythical holy cup get poop thrown at them, and when they retreat they summon a massive army then get arrested by the police (really easy if you've seen it).

A guy with a shovel accidental murders a city's superhero. (Least I think it was that guy, there were several people there.)

A traumatized kid becomes famous at an arcade after being abused.

A fistfight between a muscle bound soldier and his commanding officer who is in a tight black leather/latex dress with heels. To be fair, not everyone would necessarily see this seen, but it is quite funny if you do.
 

ShindoL Shill

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AND THEN the werewolf shot the giant with an elephant gun when he was about to smash in the cop's face.
 

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Innegativeion said:
One of my all time favorites;


"So you're in a mono-e-mono fist fight with the pope, when you knock him over and proceed to curb-stomp the guy into the glowing cyberpunk ditch's tiling."

Assassin's Creed 2. I'm totally willing to forgive the utterly anticlimactic final battle due to the fact that you're fist fighting the FUCKING POPE.
Agreeing with the spolier!
Ok here's mine:

person enters a casino with no intention of gambling

Fallout New Vegas
 

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Elementary - Dear Watson said:
So the girl starts to run wildly into the woods when suddenly a branch trips her up, which causes her to end up being raped by a tree...

Any guesses?
Evil Dead?

Maybe? Perhaps?
 

The Funslinger

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I was reminded of this:

"I'm sorry son; I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown."
 

The Funslinger

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TrilbyWill said:
AND THEN the werewolf shot the giant with an elephant gun when he was about to smash in the cop's face.
Grimm, but it was an Ogre, wasn't it?

Edit: misread. Thought you were saying the werewolf got shot.

I'm a cah-ray-zee bastard! :D
 

Vausch

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Then the guy's hand starts talking to him after growing a face and turns into a penis when he's talking to a girl he likes.


I'll let you guess on that. Hint: It's not porn in any way.
 

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When visiting a private academy on completely unrelated business, the hero runs into a former associate of theirs who, while previously violent and very anti-social, has turned her life around to the point that she's a teacher loved and respected by her students.
 

Hazy

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So this guy turns into a gigantic mech and starts killing cheerleaders.
 

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Chunga the Great said:
217not237 said:
So, like, the robot started singing some old song while the guy got all sad that he killed the robot.
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker?

Sing, sing a song.......
I actually haven't played Peace Walker yet, so... It's actually 2001.