Describe a scene in one sentence out of context

[TheMann]

So the girl starts to run wildly into the woods when suddenly a branch trips her up, which causes her to end up being raped by a tree...

Any guesses?

The Evil Dead. Duh.

Hmm, okay, I got a few.

A game: A mercenary's psychic ex-girlfriend betrays him so she can rule the universe. Things get complicated.

Another game: A girl catches a cold. This prevents her from losing her mind.

A movie: In the future, seven people risk everything to expose the truth behind a failed chemistry experiment.

Another movie: Also in the future, a man's perfectly legitimate job requires him to ruthlessly gun down four-year olds in the street.

Let's hear your guesses.

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

So theres a half naked porn star, a virgin, a El Dorado extra, a Twilight wannabe, 3 bad ass vampire zombies and a guided frozen turkey missile all hanging around outside a porn studio.

A movie: In the future, seven people risk everything to expose the truth behind a failed chemistry experiment.

Serenity.

 

[NinjaOnXTC]

So this dead knight who was a hero, only he really wasn't a hero, comes back and has to kill this sorcerer guy who he tried to kill before but didn't..

Guess.

Medieval?

So the T-Rex beat the Hamster in a game to become the king of the dinosaurs, while the little girl learns from a stolen book

 

[Stalydan]

So this girl executes four guys when she catches then in the hot springs during girl's times.

Persona 3! Because even just talking about hot springs sounds weird anyway never mind being punished for it.

 

[Frybird]

So he finds himself on a Vegas-Style Show hosted by Joan of Arc where Jesus, accompanied by half dressed Angels, the Devil and Moses, sings him personally a song about the evils of Marihuana...

(Pretty easy one if you know the source)

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...where he has to fight a overweight bomb expert on Rollerskates who sips wine with a straw between laying plastic explosives...

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...and learns that all of it was just a part in an elaborate plan to make him fall in love, and possibly have sex, with his own daughter...

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...only to find that everything is okay, when suddenly all the female assassins turn into hideous mutant-fly-monsters. And so it ends with a shot of him, grinning and with a knife in his hand going toward the chaos.

 

[Trivun]

So the girl starts to run wildly into the woods when suddenly a branch trips her up, which causes her to end up being raped by a tree...

Any guesses?

The Evil Dead. Duh.

Hmm, okay, I got a few.

A game: A mercenary's psychic ex-girlfriend betrays him so she can rule the universe. Things get complicated.

Another game: A girl catches a cold. This prevents her from losing her mind.

A movie: In the future, seven people risk everything to expose the truth behind a failed chemistry experiment.

Another movie: Also in the future, a man's perfectly legitimate job requires him to ruthlessly gun down four-year olds in the street.

Let's hear your guesses.

Not entirely sure here, but I'll take a guess anyway.

1. Prototype?
2. Parasite Eve?
3. Not a dicky-bird...
4. Blade Runner?

 

[Death Carr]

And so the all turn into this giant blue dude who uses two galaxies as footholds. (Pretty obvious)

(Now for the slightly more obscure)
And so the teleporter guy is teleporting all around the vampire smacking him various tools and weapons in an effort to kill him before lodging an axe into his back.

 

[II Scarecrow II]

A crazy russian terrorist starts a war between Russia and the US.


Take your pick.

 

[II Scarecrow II]

You're crawling through ducts to avoid a horde of crazy religious zombies, when your dead girlfriend appears and tries to stab you in the eye with a syringe.

Not hard, no hints.

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

An invisible fat midget taunting and throwing rocks at spiders.

 

[Fenra]

And suddenly you're fighting the internet to prevent the appocalypse.

Pretty easy but I just like how stupid it sounds out of context... heck its stupid even with context!

 

[Zeema]

so the Girl got turned into a penis by her evil sister who does a voodoo dance to do it

i wont say the name, because its extremely weird and watched it because someone told me to. Scared for LIFE

 

[octafish]

I'm gonna take my guess, Godfather: Part 2?

If that was mine, then right you are. I know it was you Fredo!

 

[Senor Smoke21]

A functioning alcoholic suffering from breast cancer goes on a vicious, merciless rampage against Irish people while smoking massive marijuana cigarettes the size of cigars.

Terms of Enrampagement is just... glorious

 

[Durgiun]

So, you can roleplay as a ship's captain who is into bestiality and everybody doesn't call him out on it.

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[Durgiun]

so the Girl got turned into a penis by her evil sister who does a voodoo dance to do it

i wont say the name, because its extremely weird and watched it because someone told me to. Scared for LIFE

Pfft, I've seen worse in anime. In fact, I've read worse in books. In fact, I've thought worse when I was horny and sick as a dog.

 

[WoW Killer]

So some ethnic minority groups in a slum are having a brutal street fight over a funeral, when three bullet proof ninjas with gratuitously big hats, capes and an assortment of novelty weapons (including sharpened back scratchers and palm-wielded motorised rotary fans) glide in and flip around, throw knives, breathe heavily and shoot lightning, and this is all because a girl has green eyes, oh and the bad guys would have gotten away with it if they didn't steal a truck thereby angering the protagonist.

Am I doing this right?

Captcha: golly jeepers...

 

[WalrusPowers]

So the shady billionaire organisation shoots high-power projectiles at a little naked girl with horns to test the strength of her invisible arms.

So the shrunken heroes escape from the wizard's desk by fighting some chess pieces and then flying away on a cotton balloon.

So the creature jumps into the ocean and evolves into a fish immediately.

So the trained WWII marine partakes in a tie-in marketing activity for and upcoming film by fighting velociraptors with a sub machine-gun.

All real, btw.

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

So some ethnic minority groups in a slum are having a brutal street fight over a funeral, when three bullet proof ninjas with gratuitously big hats, capes and an assortment of novelty weapons (including sharpened back scratchers and palm-wielded motorised rotary fans) glide in and flip around, throw knives, breathe heavily and shoot lightning, and this is all because a girl has green eyes, oh and the bad guys would have gotten away with it if they didn't steal a truck thereby angering the protagonist.

Am I doing this right?

Captcha: golly jeepers...

You know, even -in- context it barely makes sense. Ah, gotta love ol' Jack Burton, though. (It's Big Trouble in Little China.)

An industrialist takes apart a castle and rebuilds it on top of his skyscraper because he wants the statues to work for him.