Describe Your Love Life As A Movie Title

[Melaisis]

Alternatively: Describe your sex life as a movie title.

I'm not talking about 'One Night In Paris' or whatever here, but stuff like 'Finding Nemo' - where a simple title can summarise years worth of relationships. If you wish, you can elaborate. For instance:

Pulp Fiction: Bloody. Dramatic. Blew my head.

Your turn!

(Note: Mods, feel free to move this to 'Games' or delete it if its a little too faux pas. Don't de-reail, people!)

 

[Whoolpurse]

Crouching tiger, Hidden dragon. Yeah my last boyfriend was a chubby.

 

[Humanfishboy]

Dude, where's my car?

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

Sweeney Todd... except the girl ALSO fucked me over

 

[the-loopy]

The Pursuit of Happyness - Banned myself from girls temporarily after I found myself using and abandoning several. Trying to get my priorities in check. It was the only remotely similar title I could think of.

 

[Aries_Split]

Title 1: Holes (I'm bisexual)
Title 2: Hancock (Couldn't resist.)
Title 3: Hot Fuzz (I find soul patches to be irresistibly hot.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Requie

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

can't think of a movie but i can think of an album "Still not getting any"

Edit: Why have none of the gay escapist sub community said lock, stock, and two smoking barrels?

 

[dart sifilis]

The Sixth Sense.
I sense that my love life should be somewhere, but I surely can't find it.

 

[fix-the-spade]

The Abyss.

 

[SaintWaldo]

How High?

 

[shatnershaman]

Defiantly Maybe

 

[NeedAUserName]

"The 40 year old virgin", at the rate I'm going

 

[Benway]

Alone in the dark

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Alone in the dark

Nice
I myself am too young to have a love life yet

 

[Fangface74]

Jumper - nothin really to do with the film, just my love life is also a complete bag of wank!

 

[NeedAUserName]

Jumper - nothin really to do with the film, just my love life is also a complete bag of wank!

Hehe (not about your love life (just how you compared it))

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Man, if it were video games instead of movies, I'd go with "Lament of Innocence."

But since it's movies, let's go with "Just Friends."

 

[wewontdie11]

Silent Hill.

Not only because its been relatively quiet of late, but also because that area of my life is as shitty to experience as that film is to watch.

Also one girl I know looks like she could have been a creature in it.

 

[Zombie_King]

Mission: Impossible