Destroy All Humans Remake Impressions - The 50s are coming!

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I have never played the original Destroy All Humans back when it came out near the end of the Playstation 2 lifecycle. It was not the kind of game I messed with back in the day. Having played around with the Remake, I'm not sad about missing it, but I'm also not sad about playing it now.

DaH is a quirky 3rd person action adventure game about an alien coming to Earth in the 1950's shortly after the Roswell New Mexico UFO crash. Your mission......Destroy All Humans. Well sort of, you don't destroy ALL the humans as much as you blow up a bunch of shit in a handful of Americana locations. And you don't destroy all human as much as you do a variety of other shit, like disguise yourself to lure people back to your saucer for probing, blow up buildings, abduct cows, and maybe a little bit of people killing if you have the time.

The story based missions are rather short and honestly seem kind of pointless and usually serve as an introduction to a new map in which you can then freely explore to hunt down collectibles, complete mini games, and cause whatever mayhem you want.

None of the gameplay here is great. And sometimes it can be frustrating when your controls do different shit depending on what the mission wants from you. Or even worse, the game gives you a timed mission and doesn't tell you how to do it. For example in the first free roaming location there is a mission to abduct cows. During this mission a beam of light will move slowly across the map and you have to abduct the cows along the way. The game doesn't tell you at all how to do this, and you start kind of far from the beam which means you waste precious seconds rushing to where the mission is happening. Then you have to figure out what the game wants you to do, and it never tells you, never offers even a hint. It took me trying every trick I had to finally figure out that I had to toss the cows into the beam with my mind grab move.

Aiming is also a problem, the icon highlighting a thing you can shoot, grab, or mind explode, is very finicky. In the cow mission I describe above, i would have my aim on a cow, only to have the game mind grab something i couldn't see behind the cow. Even though my aiming icon was very clearly on the nearest cow. It made the mission annoying, and this occurs for other missions as well though it's less of an issue when time isn't a factor. It's just annoying.

Which makes me wonder why they would go through the trouble of making an entire remake from the ground up, and not bother to tighten up the controls.

Ultimately this is a fun little game to mess around with when you don't have a lot of time to play, and I'll be continuing to play through it in small pieces. It's fun enough, but it's a shame that it wont live up to the full potential of the premise.
 

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From what I gather this is more of a slightly tweaked remaster than a full remake. So you are essentially playing the PS2 version with PS4 graphics and some minor changes here and there.

That’s the main reason I will be skipping it this time around. I remember living the fame when it first came out and I don’t want to risk tarnishing those (vague) memories.
 

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I don't remember much about the game on the PS2 except that it was from Pandemic, they of Mercenaries fame, and the game didn't quite deliver when compared to that. Fun and charming to a point, gimmicky and cumbersome and kinda tough in the long run. I remember the sequel was worse on every count and I couldn't even finish it.
 

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I played the demo for the remake a month or so back and it was okay. I'm not super enthused for it and your take mirrors others I've seen.

Is it true most of the jokes are some variation of Red Scare jokes(because 1950's)? I know one reviewer(Jim Sterling) made that comment and mentioned they wore our their welcome pretty fast because, per him, it was more or less the only joke repeated ad nauseam.
 

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I played the demo for the remake a month or so back and it was okay. I'm not super enthused for it and your take mirrors others I've seen.

Is it true most of the jokes are some variation of Red Scare jokes(because 1950's)? I know one reviewer(Jim Sterling) made that comment and mentioned they wore our their welcome pretty fast because, per him, it was more or less the only joke repeated ad nauseam.

i dunno about that. maybe im just ignorant, but i havent noticed yhose jokes. though i am very very sad that the game opens with a literal disclaimer for trigger warning, and it states that this is a product of it's time and some content might be offensive to some. Which is just fucking insanity to me.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
If they made improvements to the gameplay then it could be fun, but if not then I probably won't be into it like I wasn't the original release. Graphics look good though.
 

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i dunno about that. maybe im just ignorant, but i havent noticed yhose jokes. though i am very very sad that the game opens with a literal disclaimer for trigger warning, and it states that this is a product of it's time and some content might be offensive to some. Which is just fucking insanity to me.
People get offended by all sorts of shit in games...and everything else. Least of all "POLITICS!"(which apparently is code for "Thing I disagree with and I'm gonna be mad about it") I have no doubt the devs are covering their asses, just like Ubisoft had/still has that "This game was created by a diverse group of X, Y and Z" disclaimer. Which is now really sketchy considering the apparently rampant sexual harassment going on at the company for at least a decade.
 

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People get offended by all sorts of shit in games...and everything else. Least of all "POLITICS!"(which apparently is code for "Thing I disagree with and I'm gonna be mad about it") I have no doubt the devs are covering their asses, just like Ubisoft had/still has that "This game was created by a diverse group of X, Y and Z" disclaimer. Which is now really sketchy considering the apparently rampant sexual harassment going on at the company for at least a decade.
Which is really weird, because the developers for Destroy all humans always had something political andnobody complained back then. Don't know why they would start now unless it's completely new people playing the game. I know the older player base would not be complaining right now.

I played the first two games back in the day, but I have no interest in the remake. I played them both once and then moved on to something else. It is always nice hearing Zim's voice actor though. When you get down to it, the franchise is pretty much the video game version of Invader Zim.
 

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Which is really weird, because the developers for Destroy all humans always had something political andnobody complained back then. Don't know why they would start now unless it's completely new people playing the game. I know the older player base would not be complaining right now.
Off the top of my head, Pandemic also did Mercenaries 1 and 2 as well as Saboteur. None of which were particularly non-political.

OTOH, Pandemic doesn't exist anymore(they were liquidated by EA after Saboteur came out, because EA needs to kill anything good they buy apparently) and the remake was done by "Black Forest Games", which did Ghana Sisters and Titan Quest. So there's that.
 
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OTOH, Pandemic doesn't exist anymore(they were liquidated by EA after Saboteur came out, because EA needs to kill anything good they buy apparently) and the remake was done by "Black Forest Games", which did Ghana Sisters and Titan Quest. So there's that.
Exactly why I don buy from EA anymore or buy their stuff used. They killed too many promising studios. At least former Visceral developers are working on their own spiritual sequel to Dead Space.

 

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I like that you use scan while listening to NPC conversations without interrupting the conversation. That's one of the few annoying problems I had in the original.