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Shadowtek

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this is for any of you that have something that you need to get off of your chest. This is the place for all of your dirty little secrets. No one in reality has to know its even you, just post on here, and have fun in admitting your shame.
 

Souplex

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I can't do a hadoken in any of the street fighter games.
Yet supprisingly due to effective application of the high/med/low punch/kick and effective guarding n' dodging I manage to win a good deal of the time. Not a single fancy move.

My favorite guy has gotta be Alex in sf 3 because of his high power basic moves. I think I am the only person who liked 3 more than 2
 

lSHaDoW-FoXl

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As said by Jim Morrison!:

I'm a back door man, wha, the men don't know
But the little girl understand
Well, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
Whoa, baby, I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girls understand

What!? :( You said dirty! :(
 

fulano

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lSHaDoW-FoXl post=18.70520.694346 said:
As said by Jim Morrison!:

I'm a back door man, wha, the men don't know
But the little girl understand
Well, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
Whoa, baby, I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girls understand

What!? :( You said dirty! :(
I have three words for you: tons of lube.

My dirty Little secret is dirty indeed.

I love Jean Claude Van Damme flicks, I can't help it. Even when he was a coke fiend and looked mostly asleep in Double Team I still like that film. I grew up watching his shit, and it was, like, totally rad back then for me.
 

Bob the Average

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my secret: I like fire ... wait everybody knows that oh i know! I've never had the patiance to complete a Final Fantasy game ever.
 

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Bob the Average post=18.70520.694409 said:
my secret: I like fire ... wait everybody knows that oh i know! I've never had the patiance to complete a Final Fantasy game ever.
Same here! Um.. I mean for the Final Fantasy thing, not being a fire starter.
 

Zio666

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I am totally insane but I don't want to tell my girlfriend in case it freaks her out :(
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Zio666 post=18.70520.694611 said:
I am totally insane but I don't want to tell my girlfriend in case it freaks her out :(
Just say I am crazy...about you.

You can justify it as you said it, and were going to say something else crazy but she cut you off.

"I am crazy...about you, you need to wear a bowler hat in my presence from now on.
 

Zio666

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Nah not that kind of crazy. Crazy like paranoid crazy. I am the most pesimistic person I havve ever known. When my friend asked "did you hear about gino" I imediately pressumed he had killed himself or caught a deadly disease. Turns out he proposed to his girlfriend.

I also think I'm being watched all the time and there is something or someone controlling the weather and that sort of stuff (dont say god because its not that kind of stuff).

My phone had died a while ago then when I charged it I set the alarm or 8 but I didn't remember to set the correct time. Somehow the clock magically set itself...I'm so fucking crazy. I can talk to friends and random people on the internet about it but there is no way I can tell my girlfriend about it.

Oh and has anybody seen the truman show?...I can only pressume that that was made to make me think "what an absurd idea. That can't possibley happen"

Oh and I had these weird paranoias since before I watched the truman show so it didn't stem from that.

Crazy eh? But I might still do that because my girlfriend might look good in a bowler hat.
 

Najos

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lSHaDoW-FoXl post=18.70520.694346 said:
As said by Jim Morrison!:

I'm a back door man, wha, the men don't know
But the little girl understand
Well, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
Whoa, baby, I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girls understand

What!? :( You said dirty! :(
That's my favorite song by The Doors. Which is absolutely hilarious considering it is a cover.
 

Fire Daemon

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Bob the Average post=18.70520.694409 said:
my secret: I like fire ...
I'm sorry, I don't swing that way.

My dirty secret hmmm... I don't like Half life 1.

No, wait, I was joking. I love that game. Really. Don't kill me. Please.
 

TommyGun465

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only two people know this about me. and now you wierdos can to... i have a foot fetish. for those who dont know what that is, its a rare thing some people have, that makes tham like feet as other people like boobs and stuff. its really weird, but it has its advantages.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Zio666 post=18.70520.694697 said:
Oh and has anybody seen the truman show?...I can only pressume that that was made to make me think "what an absurd idea. That can't possibley happen"

Oh and I had these weird paranoias since before I watched the truman show so it didn't stem from that.

Crazy eh? But I might still do that because my girlfriend might look good in a bowler hat.
Searched my room for 4 hours after seeing that movie.

Once had a 3 hour conversation with myself.

And i can double your paranoia and pessimism.

Welcome to crazy land, King: ME.
 

Murrah

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I think im bisexual but im scared that my boyfriend would freak out, i think he's got the jizz of it, but to tell you the truth i dont want to be bisexual.
 

Kagrath

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Murrah post=18.70520.694918 said:
I think im bisexual but im scared that my boyfriend would freak out, i think he's got the jizz of it, but to tell you the truth i dont want to be bisexual.
Why not? Do what feels right, that's the thing to do. Never feel ashamed of your sexual preference, my girl came out to me and told me she was bisexual and she's never been happier. Plus if he stops liking you, move on and find someone better.
(and it's gist not jizz)

Oh, and I... ummm... don't really have a secret I'm ashamed of. I'm far too open for that I think. Though my girlfriend does beat me at Super Mario Brothers ALL THE TIME! (She plays it almost every day...)
 

Phoenix Arrow

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Murrah post=18.70520.694918 said:
I think im bisexual but im scared that my boyfriend would freak out, i think he's got the jizz of it, but to tell you the truth i dont want to be bisexual.
Hey, I'm bisexual. It's not something you can control, just go along with it.

Prepare for a coming out story.
A while back I was talking to this guy friend I have who is gay. Then he tells me that he secretly has feelings for me. Then I just thought to myself, this guy is my best friend, I spend all of my time talking with him and have so much fun together. Why not go out with him? After about a week of being with him I relised that all the feeling I had for him over the past however long, all the jealousy when he was with someone else, it was because I loved him.

Heartwarming isn't it? What I'm saying with this is just don't worry about these things, if you are, you are. And if you think he won't handle it then don't tell him. It's not like it would effect your relationship if you were.
 

Knight Templar

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Fire Daemon post=18.70520.694731 said:
Bob the Average post=18.70520.694409 said:
my secret: I like fire ...
I'm sorry, I don't swing that way.

My dirty secret hmmm... I don't like Half life 1.

No, wait, I was joking. I love that game. Really. Don't kill me. Please.
Too late witch, burn her!
I know you are a he but...

BURN HER!



On topic: I don't think this thread will lift off and if it does it could be locked because of morons. I also don't really have a good secret, I'll think on it though.
 

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TommyGun465 post=18.70520.694742 said:
only two people know this about me. and now you wierdos can to... i have a foot fetish. for those who dont know what that is, its a rare thing some people have, that makes tham like feet as other people like boobs and stuff. its really weird, but it has its advantages.
Me too, and for a long time I was scared to tell anyone about it. Going to a beach is like going to a nude beach. :) It's bad just walking around hot chicks in the summertime... If they only knew.