Disaster Movie

[crono738]

Well at least this movie was aptly named.

 

[pieeater911]

How the hell do they keep making more movies? How do they even hire actors to be in them?

The "Actors" (I use this word very generously) are the same people from that show MADtv. And as any of you who have been forced to sit through this god-awful show know, they are terrible at what they do. So I am quite sure that they are extremely desperate for work.

Maybe we'll get lucky and during the shooting of the next "Whatever-the-fuck-genre-this-is movie" every single one of the "actors", Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer will be in a bus, driving to their filming location. Then, the bus driver will have a heart-attack and the bus will careen out of control and off of a cliff and into a large gasoline station, which will then explode with all of them in it so that every one of them is burnt to ash so that there is no possible way for them to be resurrected as zombies so they can continue their plague of shitty movies.

Hell, I'd rather have to deal with a full fledged zombie apocalypse than watch another "Whatever-the-fuck-genre-this-is" movie.

 

[DiamondJim]

I will never see any of these movies. Just from the little clips I saw, I know that someone would have to pay me a decent amount of money to sit in front of these disasters for more than an extended amount of time. Very good review though, haha.

 

[Raynaux]

I'm not suprised this movie was bad, every other movie of this type has been poor quality, in fact I don't think there's any 'movie' movie i've enjoyed yet.

 

[Jark212]

I only watched the first two of "those" movies for the sake of my own sanity. Scary Movie is still ok