Discover the Dangerous World of the Nintendo 3DS

[Buizel91]

What is the last one? I don't even...

Just look at it! What's it supposed to mean?!

I am saving that image and using it when needed! XD

Btw what light is at the back of the DS to cause damage to your eye

 

[Kris015]

Magnets, how do they work?

EDIT:

Magnets! How do they work!?

Damn you ninjas!

 

[Amberella]

What I get from the last two warnings are, Do not brainwash the 3DS with a magnet while it's sleeping and 3DS may steal your soul

Haha, got ninja'd.

That's what I was thinking about those last two images. xD

Also! Rubber Ducky of DOOM in that first one!! xD

 

[0p3rati0n]

What is the last one? I don't even...

Just look at it! What's it supposed to mean?!

rule 34

 

[standokan]

So the 3Ds might kill baby´s, interesting..

 

[USSR]

this one is bullshit

everybody knows that there IS no way to destroy forged Nintendium

He seems to be enjoying that nicely..

 

[Fawcks]

Sadly enough, I managed to break the hinge on my DSlite after only six months by opening and closing the thing.

 

[GeorgW]

The last one is really damn creepy! It doesn't even have a warning sign in the corner like the other ones. Also, the 3DS looks like a person. 4 is weird as well.
Funny as hell, except for the last one, which is EVIL!

What is the last one? I don't even...

Just look at it! What's it supposed to mean?!

rule 34

Nice avatar!

 

[Aurgelmir]

I don't understand all of them :S

 

[therandombear]

Maybe the 3DS is anti-plants? Down plants?
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/710707/3DS-Instruction-Guide-Dont-Let-the-Rubber-Duckie-Kill-Your-Baby.html

 

[Baldry]

So in the last picture...Play too long and nintendo steals your soul?

 

[dex-dex]

I don't get the second image. Am I not supposed to look at the back of the 3DS?

your not suppose to scare it!
it is not a fan of being surprised! :O

 

[HavoK 09]

What is the last one? I don't even...

Just look at it! What's it supposed to mean?!

dont look at porn with the 3DS because nintendo can watch you trough your 3DS cameras

 

[Scytail]

i think #7 is warning us not to bling out our power cords.

 

[Fuselage]

I have a detailed list of what they all mean.

Spoiler: Rule 1.

Rubber Ducks will possess your Children to worship the Almighty 3DS, Nintendo does not endorse this but approves.

Spoiler: Rule 2.

No matter how small your Member is, Please do not be tempted by the 3DS's charms.

Spoiler: Rule 3.

Playing with your 3DS like this makes you Certifiably insane, Nintendo reserves right to commit you at any time.

Spoiler: Rule 4.

Eating the 3DS is not recommended since it does not digest well.

Spoiler: Rule 5.

3DS does not take kindly to being cold, Please do not make 3DS cold, It will hurt you.

Spoiler: Rule 6.

3DS may shock or stun you, If you are experiencing these events please contact your local police.

Spoiler: Rule 7.

Your efforts are futile, Chaining the 3DS will only delay its feast.

Spoiler: Rule 8.

The 3DS is not hurt by your puny metals and keys.

Spoiler: Rule 9.

The beast sleeps, Do not wake him, He shall do unspeakable things to you.

Spoiler: Rule 10.

He has awoke.

 

[dex-dex]

I don't get the second image. Am I not supposed to look at the back of the 3DS?

your not suppose to scare it!
it is not a fan of being surprised! :O

I think that specific area on the back is where there's an infrared sensor that shewts lazor beems to connect to other 3DSes in the area.

Indeed it is.
it is like the laser eye sort of thing with 2001:a space odyssey.
I'm sorry Dave.

 

[Shining_Pyrelight]

Nintendo should just save time and slap a "Common Sense needed to enjoy this console...safely" sticker on it

 

[Atmos Duality]

What is the last one? I don't even...

Just look at it! What's it supposed to mean?!

That if you play your 3DS for too long, you will become a victim of demonic possession.

Zuul is coming for you! And he bears the Official Nintendo Seal!