I saw a youtube video with all the pictures, and one warned about interference when playing the 3DS on a plane. How about all the stuff that the 3DS is supposed to do when it is turned off? Can that also be dangerous, because if I can't bring my 3DS on a plane, that sucks.
Discover the Dangerous World of the Nintendo 3DS
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Don't play it in the dark maybe?Sn1P3r M98 said:What is the last one? I don't even...
Just look at it! What's it supposed to mean?!
The hell did you just try to say?HankMan said:Now I know I'm not the only thinks that looks like he isn't just sitting on it.teh_Canape said:this one is bullshit
everybody knows that there IS no way to destroy forged Nintendium
OT: These pictures are pretty epic.
"DO NOT, Under ANY circumstances, insert the DS into your butt. If you do, you will truly be fucked."Not G. Ivingname said:What are you...HankMan said:Yeah, I know I'm not the only thinks that looks like he isn't just on it.teh_Canape said:this one is bullshit
everybody knows that there IS no way to destroy forged Nintendium
O_O
Ok, people, DON'T EVER DO THAT.
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1) Your 3DS is not a valid replacement for a babysitter.
2) Do not use your heat vision on any part of the 3DS.
3) Your 3DS should not be used to kill flies, mosquitoes, or other troublesome insects.
4)Do not attempt to shove your 3DS up your ass. This will hurt.
5)Your 3DS has a habit of breaking out in cold sweats.
6) If you take too long to make a choice in a game, your 3DS will fucking kill you.
7) Bondage will not makes your A/C adapter work better.
8) Your 3DS is not a car. Do not attempt to start it like one.
9) Don't whack your 3DS with a magnet while it is asleep. Seriously; that's just being a dick.
10) The 3DS knows about the porn you've been downloading. Give it $50 or it tells your parents.
1) Your 3DS is not a valid replacement for a babysitter.
2) Do not use your heat vision on any part of the 3DS.
3) Your 3DS should not be used to kill flies, mosquitoes, or other troublesome insects.
4)Do not attempt to shove your 3DS up your ass. This will hurt.
5)Your 3DS has a habit of breaking out in cold sweats.
6) If you take too long to make a choice in a game, your 3DS will fucking kill you.
7) Bondage will not makes your A/C adapter work better.
8) Your 3DS is not a car. Do not attempt to start it like one.
9) Don't whack your 3DS with a magnet while it is asleep. Seriously; that's just being a dick.
10) The 3DS knows about the porn you've been downloading. Give it $50 or it tells your parents.
[HEADING=1]Do not use Nintendo as recto-thermometer.[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]It's just not built to cope.[/HEADING]
I just love these images.
That made me laugh so hard, my stomach began hurting several times.badmunky64 said:
All right, so lemme see if I got this straight...
1. Beware of rubber ducks throwing your 3DS at your baby... or vice versa...
2. Do not use your laser vision on the infrared sensor.
3. Do not use it to whack flower vases.
4. ... I'm not even going to touch that one...
5. ... Do not give it air conditioning on a hot summer day?
6. Do not play while drunk or high or dead.
7. Do not bind your AC adapter in demon chains and then plug it in.
8. When you see a keyhole on your touch screen, it is a freaking metaphor.
9. Do not use magnets on your 3DS while it is sleeping. It'll be sucked into an alternate dimension.
10. You are now under our control. You will do as we say.
I'll be onest with you there and say that I agree fully.HankMan said:Now I know I'm not the only thinks that looks like he isn't just sitting on it.teh_Canape said:this one is bullshit
everybody knows that there IS no way to destroy forged Nintendium
I can barely understand what they're warning about, but I guess it's for the Japanese... Hopefully they now know that they shouldn't wrap chains around the charger or use a key to lock up the screen.
I said the same thing about that first one.Not G. Ivingname said:
Thank you sir. Those images made my day.Mr. Fister said:I like Wired.com's interpretations of these warnings:
