Disorder Reviews: Fortnite (2017)

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FORNITE

Developer: Epic Games
Release Date: 25 July, 2017
Genre: third-person sandbox battle royale

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HeyGuys, Fortnite is a PogChamp new game with long-lasting cmonBruh influence among Pepega gamers, in which players MorphinTime into an EarthDay island and must DarkMode opponents so as to Kappa and make everyone else PJSalt. Though it's had a FrankerZ start, the gameplay has refined to Kreygasm levels over the years with a variety of PogU updates. With the addition of MercyWing1 MercyWing2 visuals and PepeJAM sound design, it's sure to become GachiBASS for all newcomers seeking to OMEGALUL other Pepegas. I particularly recommend it to TriHard MonkaS who have experience with other Poggers titles such as Overwatch and, most importantly, the KappaPride classic PUBG. Due to its Hyperbruh difficulty, I suggest that you do not DoritosChip for more than 2 hours so as to avoid BibleThump and BabyRage, which would make you look haHAA, if not cause you to do epic gamer moments. Can we get Poggers in the comments?

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PERSONAL RATING: ***½
RECOMMENDATION RATING: ***½
LETTERED RATING: ALPHA

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[Sneed's SeednFeed]

Fortnite is the symptom of commodification where the very commodity itself simulates the market forces to be more fulfilling than they are in reality as a displacement of alienation from commodity fetishism onto a simulated Platonic ideal. I give this review 5 rutabegas out of 3 Armenians for it's fidelity to the ideas of Baudrillard.