Do you hold any records?

[Chamale]

I hold the world record for high score in N64 Rampage: World Tour.

I also hold several records for tool-assisted speedruns.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Chicks dig people who don't get drunk easily, right? RIGHT?!

Sure, but we also prefer guys who don't really get drunk at all too. :]

But what's the fun in going to a party if you don't want to get drunk?

Something to do with chicks digging you, perhaps?

They tend to digg me when I've got a beer in my hand. I guess after a few drinks the geeky and shy person in me suddenly dies and until his next resurrection my actual personality appears.

 

[Chamale]

Oh, this one's good:
I once won minesweeper (easy difficulty) under 2 seconds. Yay me!

The record on both Beginner and Intermediate is 1 click. It's possible, with absurd luck, for that to happen. Those who play Minesweeper a lot on Beginner, such as those who try for speed records, will eventually clear the entire stage with 1 click by random chance.

 

[silversnake4133]

Highest Blood Sugar when admitted to the ER in 3 different hospitals in 3 different states (KY, FL, and NC).

Wasn't feeling well so went to the hospital after I callapsed and turns out I was diabetic (newly diagnosed).

Normal Blood Sugar for a person: Approx. 80
High for a Diabetic: 160
Dangerous: 500
Coma Threatening (people tend to lose kidney function and drop into coma at this point): 650
My measure: 1143

And I walked into the hospital of my own power, never entered a coma, and my kidneys were fine once the Blood Sugar was back to normal.

Whoa! That's scary man. I'm glad you're alright.

Yeah I'm good now. Obviously the admitted me to the hospital instantly, but the doctor the called in (it was late) assumed I was in a coma. Scared the shit out of him when he walked it and I said hi. He was reading paperwork and didn't even look up when he walked in till I spoke.

lol, nice.

 

[no oneder]

I'm in the sports record book, under "shortest boxing career":

0 Wins (0 knockouts, 0 decisions), 3 Losses (0 by knockout, 3 by decision), 1 Draw.

 

[runnernda]

I am always the last one standing at a party. That's got to count for something, right? Chicks dig people who don't get drunk easily, right? RIGHT?!

As long as you're not a jerk about everyone else being drunk, sure.

OT: I'm out of college, and I'm still the only one from my high school who, in a single season, competed in every single track and field event at least once. According to my coach, I was "versatile." According to me, she was crazy and annoying because it was nigh-impossible to improve my time/distance in anything.

 

[AWC Viper]

My high school record for most fight's fought (21) and consecutive detentions. (20)

 

[GrimTuesday]

I hold the school record for squat at my old high school. I got 650lbs up racked and promptly collapsed on the weight room floor from exhaustion. I also hold the record for most water drank during one football practice. I drank 4 gallons in a three hour practice. I also got the record for most vomit on the locker room floor after conditioning that night. I've never understood why they make linemen run as much as running backs, I mean we don't have to run far at all, just have us go push the sled, which I also have the record for pushing our 700 pound six man sled with my line coach, who weighs at least 450, standing on it. longest 25 yards of my life.

 

[Mr. Elemenopee]

I hold the record for the fastest person in my high school marching band? Um... the person to go farthest in gay chicken with my guy friends despite being straight because I am the most comfortable with myself? Other than that... I got nothing.

 

[Shockolate]

I'm told I have the record for having the worst attendance at two different schools while still passing.

Grade 8 (Grade school) where I missed 53 school days and graduated, and Grade 11 (High school) where I missed 61 school days, which is one third of the entire year, and still passed all my classes.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

I used to be in the top 25 for laptimes on Flatout on the 360. I haven't played it for ages so i'm probably not there now...

Between us my father and I hold the record for most county level athletics medals won, although I only have one of them...

 

[SimuLord]

"You've committed racketeering, assault, extortion, illegal gambling, intimidation, and petty theft. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking] If you weren't 13 years old we could probably have you convicted of about a hundred counts of felony. That has GOT to be some kind of record."

- Assistant Principal, my middle school.

Fun fact: I also set the record for worst behavior anyone ever got away with. Thanks, Mom! Getting 3/5 of the school board elected in a small town does wonders for your kids!

 

[Miumaru]

Im 93rd ranked on Duke Nukem 3D total score on XBLA. Or was it 95? Definatly top 100 though. Im 23rd fastest time on one level too.

 

[Sacman]

I held the under 13 shot put record for just under a year in the Sacramento county...

 

[Free Thinker]

I have the highest K/D ratio in MW2 in my entire school, and there are A LOT of us that play. And the most drops of hotsauce on a slice of pizza for a contest.

 

[CpnBeef]

I'm ranked first on a couple of games on kongregate, so unless having a moustache from the age of 13 was a record then no.

if it was i sorely missed out on utilising my talent.

 

[onewheeled]

I think you guys might be pretty interested in this site [http://urdb.org/], it has basically every world record ever officially set. And there are some truly bizarre things on there, like my personal favorite, "Longest opening chess move played against a snare drum".

You just send in a video and mention a witness, if I remember correctly, and it'll be official.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Apparently, in my school, I hold the record for being the most "anti-mainstream" student...and I hold the school record for the best science fair experiment.

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

I hold the highscore on Digdug at my local arcade...

Its not that high, nobody plays that game...

 

[Dango]

<---- Greatest admirer of the girl in my avatar, Ibuki Fuko.

And greatest lover of starfish (except Fuko of course).