LuckyClover95 said:
DonMartin said:
LuckyClover95 said:
DonMartin said:
LuckyClover95 said:
My friends mum, for 2 years smiled at this same woman every day on the way to work. After 2 years, the woman asked her to coffee and they became friends. N'yaaaw!
I've experienced something somewhat similar, actually. I took a bus to school for two years (during winters) and every morning, an elderly man who looks exactly like Robert DeNiro got on at the next stop, after mine. I thought "That's DeNiro" every time I saw him.
Then, I stopped taking the bus for a while. I walked or biked to school every morning, even during winters. A few months ago, however, I feel lazy, so I take the bus. DeNiro's there.
I get off at my stop, and for the first time ever, he gets off at the same one. I think "Now or never", and I walk up to him and say
Im sorry, but you look exactly like Robert DeNiro.
He looks at me, then says
I know.
We part, and from now on, everytime I see him, we greet eachother with a nod.
I know Robert DeNiro.
That's a great little story, would be better if he said "I know. I am"
But nooo
I could tell it again and lie? Would you like that?
Go on then
I took a bus to school for two years (during winters) and every morning, an elderly man who looks exactly like Robert DeNiro got on at the next stop, after mine. I thought "That's DeNiro" every time I saw him.
Then, I stopped taking the bus for a while. I walked or biked to school every morning, even during winters. A few months ago, however, I feel lazy, so I take the bus. DeNiro's there.
I get off at my stop, and for the first time ever, he gets off at the same one. I think "Now or never", and I walk up to him and say
Im sorry, but you look exactly like Robert DeNiro.
He looks at me, then says
WATCH OUT, LIZARDMEN AT 12 O'CLOCK
I turn around, pull out my 8 gauge and blast the first three back into the jurassic era. I shout "cover me", as I turn around in a sweeping motion, picking off pesky prehistoric predators one by one, clearing the other side of the street in mere seconds. All of a sudden, I hear a familiar voice.
Captain Killosaur.
"We meet again", he says, as he gets into his giant mech suit and then goes on to fire missile after missile at me, and I barely manage to evade them, thanks to my skills in Fujitsu (no big deal)
Captain Killosaur screams in anger, as his final missile, the MARTYKILLER 2000? approaches me at a disconcerting speed. I freeze in fear, yet as the reptilian's rocket is barely two meters in front of me, it stops.
The stranger from the bus is holding it, waiting for all the fuel to burn out.
I ask him, coughing with blood and exhaustion:
"How.. How are you doing this?"
He groans and gives out a final scream, as the flames suddenly vanish from the rear of the missile. I glance at Captain Killasaur in his mech, obviously impressed by what this man can do. His reptile eyes (except for one of them because he has an eyepatch) are but reflections of an ocean of fear. I turn to the stranger, and ask him again:
"How?"
He whispers:
"I am Robert DeNiro"
And with that, he flings the rocket back at the giant mech, and Captain Killosaur and all the other baddies were gone forever. The End.
* * *
Good enough?
