Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

Zeema

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yes it another one of those threads but always fun rules are simple

1. Make a funny, weird, pervy or flirty remake about why you would date the above Avatar
2. What would your Pick up Line be?

i really should put more stuff in to say but there being no above avatar for me i cant really do anything so sorry
 

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@ OP

I'd like to solve his crime.

Hey wanna go have a serious discussion(If it works for JFK It can work for me)
 

Sovvolf

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I'd like to chew your bacca :D. (sorry, that's all I have, can't quite make out what you avatar is).
 

Count Igor

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Nice sword. Can I clean it?

But I'm just waiting for that guy with the avatar of a Maid bending over... Be in there like a flash.
 

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Sovvolf said:
I'd like to chew your bacca :D. (sorry, that's all I have, can't quite make out what you avatar is).
It's Terra from FF6 and that is the most epic line I've heard in a while.
 

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Damn.... Someone posted something before I could, now my stupid remark doesn't make sense anymore.

Oh well, I give up!
 

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Looks like someone has humor

Pickup line:
It does smell like bullshit in here. Feel like getting outta here?
 

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A cat???


What the hell am I going to do with a bloody ca..........O_O.......o_O........o_o........>_<


AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.....MY MIND WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN!!!!!
 

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Dragonblade146 said:
A maid? What do you clean?
No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.
You better not. I wouldn't date someone who uses cheesy pick up lines...
etherlance said:
o_O.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??
Eat me?

In which way? >> << ^-^

[sup][sup]sorry, bad joke >.<[/sup][/sup]
 

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Um....I got nothing. Sorry.

Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears?
 

Count Igor

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Hey...You want...
Err.. I'm gonna...
We coul-...
Okay. I'm drawing a blank here.

Damnit guys! Stop getting in the way of my true love!
 

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Julianking93 said:
Dragonblade146 said:
A maid? What do you clean?
No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.
You better not. I wouldn't date someone who uses cheesy pick up lines...
etherlance said:
o_O.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??
Eat me?

In which way? >> << ^-^

[sup][sup]sorry, bad joke >.<[/sup][/sup]
I.....I....don't know what to say......

 

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etherlance said:
I.....I....don't know what to say......
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad...

Scarecrow 8 said:
Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears?
It's fun! And I'm not a maid. I'm a Valkyrie princess (watch the anime)
 

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So obvious but...

CheesusCrust said:
They already look happy together.
Wanna try and get over 9,000?!

Curses, posted too slow!

Julianking93 said:
It's fun! And I'm not a maid. I'm a Valkyrie princess (watch the anime)
Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)
 

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Your a princess dressed as a maid/cat cross breed who is interested in dating an alternate reality version of "Tails the fox"

Where he brutally murders all of his friends and eats Sonics girlfriend in front of him after he breaks sonics legs!

You have strange tastes to say the least!
 

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my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again

edit: damn you, beat me to it

oh well, here's an alternative: hey tails, does your two tails mean you have two assholes
 

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Test Card? I could do worse.

I mean have you seen some of the Avatars here? At least a test card wouldn't break my heart.
 

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stormtrooper9091 said:
my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again
That's both sweet, and somewhat fitting while being hilariously off-base for the character depicted. =p Points for effort though!

thenumberthirteen said:
Test Card? I could do worse.
I see you're just as confused as I am. Shall we go try and make some sense of this elsewhere?
 

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etherlance said:
There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >>
Koeryn said:
Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)
Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3
 

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Julianking93 said:
etherlance said:
There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >>
Koeryn said:
Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)
Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3
Perfect =D
 

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Koeryn said:
stormtrooper9091 said:
my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again
That's both sweet, and somewhat fitting while being hilariously off-base for the character depicted. =p Points for effort though!

thenumberthirteen said:
Test Card? I could do worse.
I see you're just as confused as I am. Shall we go try and make some sense of this elsewhere?
i know, that's kinda the point there :p
 

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Julianking93 said:
etherlance said:
There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >>
Koeryn said:
Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)
Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3
Lose the outfit. Keep the ears and tail and turn the lights out ;)
...........
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[sub]what?[/sub]
...........
WHAT?
 

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anthony87 said:
Lose the outfit. Keep the ears and tail and turn the lights out ;)
...........
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[sub]what?[/sub]
...........
WHAT?
I can't lose the tail and ears even if I wanted to since... they're attached and all <<
 

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goodwithwords08 said:
Julianking93 said:
etherlance said:
I.....I....don't know what to say......
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad...

Scarecrow 8 said:
Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears?
It's fun! And I'm not a maid. I'm a Valkyrie princess (watch the anime)
What is the anime called?
UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie.

Really strange anime, but fun if you like the Harem/scifi setting.
 

neoontime

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Ooj another tails, yeah sure.
Damn ninja'd oh well Jules avy looks nice too.
 

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Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle!


It's either a battle cry or a mating call, either way when you hear it you're f***ked!

Now polish my spear beautiful after we grab some dinner.
 

steeple

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nice eyes

EDIT: I would have said ninjad, but its even funnier now!
 

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Julianking93 said:
Dragonblade146 said:
A maid? What do you clean?
No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.
You better not. I wouldn't date someone who uses cheesy pick up lines...
Ahahaha, no its not cheesy! I swear!
Just really really perverted.
 

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scumofsociety said:
Count Igor said:
After I'm through with you, you'll have a REALLY bad ass..
I don't have an ass, fool.
ironic, seeing as your avatar says "really badass

EDIT: and theres always the possibility of creating a new one *thinks about that for a minute*...
excuse me I need to take a shower
 

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Julianking93 said:
goodwithwords08 said:
Julianking93 said:
etherlance said:
I.....I....don't know what to say......
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad...

Scarecrow 8 said:
Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears?
It's fun! And I'm not a maid. I'm a Valkyrie princess (watch the anime)
What is the anime called?
UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie.

Really strange anime, but fun if you like the Harem/scifi setting.
Sweet! An anime i can check out. Thanks for the tip!

OT: Ummm...Sooooo....Am I dating the band or the cover of the CD?

EDIT: Can't think of anything...Damn...
 

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steeple said:
scumofsociety said:
I don't have an ass, fool.
ironic, seeing as your avatar says "really badass
Somewhat, yes. However you do not have to have an ass to be 'really badass', all you need is to be badass and have an awesome crown.

Also, not sure about dating but evilsanta could join my army of darkness.
 

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Metallica...METALLICA!!! Birds of prey are pretty cool I guess. Why not? Whoops, that's a skeleton.
 

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I can see the passion in your eyes but you won't use THAT blade are you?
 

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I don't wanna date metallica or the falcons. but a falcon made of metal? maybe.

Edit: oh noooo! now It doesn't make Sense!
 

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Paperboy? Paperboy?! I can do better.

EDIT: O'wait, avatar? Nah, nah man. Even though I love the comic.
 

steeple

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actually, Im pretty sure a falcon made out of metal still counts a beastiality, but what the heck....

OT: am I gonna date the couple about to die, the presumed killer, or the axe? becuase Ill choose the axe (whos gonna make fun of our love?)

EDIT: ninjad again... so now its a business astronaught? wierd, but Ill bite...
 

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Some guy with big sideburns, funky red glasses and a bowler hat?

Interesting but I'm not homosexual, sorry
 

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As long as he don't give me that creepy stare. I would love him forever. <3

Edit: Ninjae'd. Hmm. Metallica is an allright band, so sure. Why not.
 

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finally, I got one

MMMM will be the only thing you will say, if you catch my drift ;)

EDIT: ninja'd AGAIN!
 

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Metallica and the Falcons... well I'm sure we'd have a good time, because they both SUCK SO HARD.
A baby? Sorry not a molester.
A gundam? FUCK yeah.
 

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Am I dating a Captain Iglo fish bar? Interesting. I like them crispy with Heinz ketchup.
 

steeple

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I thought I did you and tossed you in the garbage, didnt I?

@scifidownbeat: you just made it personal... happy?
 

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Probably not? (I have no idea if someone is going to post ahead of me...will edit)

EDIT: Metallica? Cool dudes, but not my type.
 

Zeema

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No thanks. I am unaware of the avatars sex.

I am aware of the next responses irony...
 

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'Tis a Toon.
*Tsk*

However the Avatar before the one above...
I'd be into it.
Dark Hair.
Blue Eyes.
Two chicks.
Yeah.
 

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Why not now! Let us keep things interesting... *cough-S&M-cough* But I wouldn't want him to crush me with the Brawl Ball or whatever it was now...

How bout me :3
 

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I'd be into it.
Dark Hair.
Blue Eyes.
Yeah.
I'd stick my dick in her vagina, if you catch my drift ^-^

btw, thank you, 7, for saving me from doing Sonic
 

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EDITKINESIS ALPHA DUE TO BEING NINJA'D:

A bird? Yeah...no can do. I think the feathers would get in the way.

Anyways...I'm curious to see the next person's response, since my avi is a smaller cropped version of this pic: http://premium1.uploadit.org/GMAnthony///GMAvatar.jpg
 

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A girl playing games? I don't see any problem with that. I mean it's better than some of the other options - Wait? Is that a Playstation controler? Ugh, I don't think is gonna work...

Edit: Woah! 6 new posts since the last one? Damn this thread does move quick!
 

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Its hair is gold so i can cut it and sell it to make lots of money$$$$

your eyes are beautiful can i sleep with you now 8D
 

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OBJECTION!

Gee, you look pretty guilty of being incredibly hot. I'll get you 25-50 in the big house, if you know what I mean... ;)

EDIT: Ninja'd. Message changed to match new avatar above mine.
 

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toriver said:
Oh, I'll catch you alright.

Gee, you look pretty guilty of being incredibly hot. I'll get you 25-50 in the big house, if you know what I mean... ;)
wow. was I just reverse sexually harassed?
 

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magnuslion said:
toriver said:
Oh, I'll catch you alright.

Gee, you look pretty guilty of being incredibly hot. I'll get you 25-50 in the big house, if you know what I mean... ;)
Bwuh? I am 30....
I was following the instructions in the OP, which seemed to state that you were supposed to offer a cheesy pickup line regardless of who was above you. The OBJECTION was to indicate that I would OBJECT to dating your avatar.
 

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Hell yes!

Ey babe, I've got some Morph Balls, too.

EDIT: DAMN! Ninja'd!
 

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Not only an entire band, but a entire football team as well? Only if I'm on top for the whole thing. Otherwise my butt will be so very sore...
Edit: Ninja'd. Damn.
A guinea pig (I think that's what it is)? Well I'm not really into bestiality...
Ekonk said:
It's retard sonic! No.
Your avatar works perfectly in that situation.
 

steeple

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why do I get the feeling the avatar (not person itself) is an artistic ****?
 

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steeple said:
why do I get the feeling the avatar (not person itself) is an artistic ****?
Now why do you have to be so rude? =\

Also are you implying all people who wear berets are artistic? Because that's profiling my good sir.
 

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No. I actually want to knock the gourmet coffee out of his hand. I know it's there. It's probably vanilla or some shit.
 

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Nannernade said:
steeple said:
why do I get the feeling the avatar (not person itself) is an artistic ****?
Now why do you have to be so rude? =\

Also are you implying all people who wear berets are artistic? Because that's profiling my good sir.
Im sorry if you got offended, but its just a steriotype I have about people wearing berets and sunglasses (indoors obviously), with a goatie-type-mustache and looking slightly upwards....
for some reason, your avatar fills this description perfectly (again, no offence)
 

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No. I don't want to see sonic getting high off a smash-ball every other day.

Edit: Bloody ninjas.

Man, that companion cube is hot.
 

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I don't like the way you're looking at that smash ball. I think I'll just back away...

Edit: THE NINJAS! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
Mew? Aw, kinda cute... but I'm not really into cute.
 

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Nice gun baby, why not take off that helmet and move up a COD level with me ;-)
 

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I would not date a big daddy. It would kill me. Plus I'm a man and I don't date other men.
 

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Well aren't you cute.
Ninja'd aga- Hold on.. this post still works. (Ok, maybe with a little tweaking..)
 

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you lucky bastard... when you ninja'd me, my post was no longer applicable
 

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O.O
I couldn't handle the eyes. Also I'm decidedly un-perverted so I can't think of anything. >.>
 

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Vaarsuvius? All of a sudden you look so...delicious.

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT.

Edit: DAMN it with the NINJA'D
 

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and even when im feeling extremely bad about the post i just made, i get ninja'd

THE NINJAS MUST BE EVERYWHERE!!!
 

Malyc

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no, still cant do it...

AGAIN WITH THE NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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steeple said:
Nannernade said:
steeple said:
why do I get the feeling the avatar (not person itself) is an artistic ****?
Now why do you have to be so rude? =\

Also are you implying all people who wear berets are artistic? Because that's profiling my good sir.
Im sorry if you got offended, but its just a steriotype I have about people wearing berets and sunglasses (indoors obviously), with a goatie-type-mustache and looking slightly upwards....
for some reason, your avatar fills this description perfectly (again, no offence)
No worries man, the guy after my post made the same mistake so I guess it tells me I should change my avatar since they don't see what it is supposed to be... >.> guess I'll go with an anime character or something...
 

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dark-amon said:
What a snack!
you wanna eat my rifle? or were you, like me and the 4 other people above me, trying to get the damn hamburger avatar?

nope, no date for him... no offence, but i don't go with the male artistics... Female artistics, yes, but not hte male ones.
 

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When I date creatures of nightmare, I always let them order the lobster. If they want.

EDIT: Damn, this thread moves quickly.
 

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Aww, don't be like that, Nannernade. I like your avatar. I think its cute.

In fact...you wanna come over to my place, we'll do some "looking slightly upwards" if you know what I mean.

Edit: ERRRRRG with the POST and the NINJA'D and it all hot and it hurts and stuff...
 

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Malyc said:
and even when im feeling extremely bad about the post i just made, i get ninja'd

THE NINJAS MUST BE EVERYWHERE!!!
We must have stumbled into a ninja hive. They're everywhere...
 

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Irony said:
Malyc said:
and even when im feeling extremely bad about the post i just made, i get ninja'd

THE NINJAS MUST BE EVERYWHERE!!!
We must have stumbled into a ninja hive. They're everywhere...
you have no idea... I tried getting you about 5 times, and every time, i got ninjad. Probably for the best, actually, because it means that i wont be able to say the dirty line that i was thinking of, which would have made me hate myself for the rest of the day.

HEY!!! wanna box a kangaroo?
 

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G'day Spoon! How'd you like to go down under?

Edit: You know what? Forget it. I didn't even want to go into the ninja hive in the first place.
 

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Sorry, I'm hetero/gay (whichever one involves no date)
*ninja-proof!*
 

Malyc

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Oh come on, ninja hive isnt all that bad... and if you can time it right, it leads to some amusing posts if you follow the rules of the game...
 

Malyc

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Aright, but if i miss my chance to get this guy, ima be mad...

HOLY SHIT!!! I DIDNT GET NINJA'D!!!
 

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Malyc said:
Irony said:
Malyc said:
and even when im feeling extremely bad about the post i just made, i get ninja'd

THE NINJAS MUST BE EVERYWHERE!!!
We must have stumbled into a ninja hive. They're everywhere...
you have no idea... I tried getting you about 5 times, and every time, i got ninjad. Probably for the best, actually, because it means that i wont be able to say the dirty line that i was thinking of, which would have made me hate myself for the rest of the day.

HEY!!! wanna box a kangaroo?
Yeah, I've been ninja'd every time I posted. They'll probably be several new posts posted while I'm writing this thing.

Now to see if anyone can get me without being ninja'd...
 

Malyc

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Is that ben franklin?

and because i know its going to happen... ninja'd
 

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Will you let me enter your pouch?

Edit: Damm, ninja'd, the offers still open to you though Malyk.
 

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You know what sure, whatever. Whoever the hell is above me when I post this, I'll date. So long as it gets ride of these ninjas. They swarm like a *****.

Edit: Wait, what is that? Uh oh. What have I gotten myself into?
 

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While I agree that the yellow lion is, indeed, getting his sexy on, I would rather date . So cute!


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I think i'll pass on the big daddy. I'm a fraid it'll murder me. Or that it won't *shivers*.

Edit: Again with the ninjas? My post makes no sense now...

Malyc said:
Is that ben franklin?

and because i know its going to happen... ninja'd
Sucks being right like that, doesn't it?
 

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"find last page of thread" FAIL.

Sorry, guys. I was looking at the bottom of page 1.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
do I want to date mew.... well its a cute massively psychically powerful cat kind of thing, I dont know about dating it but I suppose I could give it a bowl of milk or something
 

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EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' NINJA'D!

To whomever is actually above this post...

SURE!
 

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mew4ever23 said:
I think i'll pass on the big daddy. I'm a fraid it'll murder me. Or that it won't *shivers*.
I'm friendly, I have a santa hat to prove it!

OT: Since I've rejected twice whoever's above I'll take!
 

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mew4ever23 said:
I think i'll pass on the big daddy. I'm a fraid it'll murder me. Or that it won't *shivers*.

Malyc said:
Is that ben franklin?

and because i know its going to happen... ninja'd
Sucks being right like that, doesn't it?
yeah... but it doesnt hurt as much when you know its coming. One could almost say that i ninja'd the ninjas here.
 

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"find last page of thread" FAIL.

Sorry, guys. I was looking at the bottom of the first page.

*forehead slap*
 

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I_am_a_Spoon said:
EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' NINJA'D!

To whomever is actually above this post...

SURE!
Only if you buy the first pint.


Oh, and works better to quote, I think.
 

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Cingal said:
I_am_a_Spoon said:
EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' NINJA'D!

To whomever is actually above this post...

SURE!
Only if you buy the first pint.


Oh, and works better to quote, I think.
true, and why not. you look like you might be a good time.
 

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This thread is in the wrong topic, it should be moved here
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/362-Forum-Games-RP
 

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Luigi... No thanks, I prefer someone who isn't living in so ridiculously deep in thier brothers shadow.

I've probably been ninja'd..

Edit: Indeed I have.

I might say yes to kirby because he's cute, but I'm afraid he'll eat me o_o.
 

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MirrorSweep said:
Hellz yes! =D
Haha! Too late to back out now *readies drill in expectation*

OT: To the above, I can take two at once ;-)
 

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I WILL NOT BE NINJA'D!

No, I will not date the avatar above me... not into that.
 

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Sorry to say it Carnage but I wouldnt want to date your avatar.

Gandalf the White is way hotter.
 

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*joins the concerned stare at axelord ftw*

Edit: Now I see why people are calling this thread a ninja hive.

^You look interesting, yet creepy at the same time. I like it.
 

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Cingal said:
I_am_a_Spoon said:
EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' NINJA'D!

To whomever is actually above this post...

SURE!
Only if you buy the first pint.
I always buy the first pint!

One special ingredient later, and you'll drop like a rock! Works every time. 100% guaranteed!

OT: There has to be a law somewhere that forbids Kangaroo-Mew romances.
 

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I'll try the quote-method as suggested.

ZergInfestedJesus said:
Ummmm no.
As for me, you know u wanna!
"Why don't you come back to the lab...put you on the slab."

Ok. I used my only good line for the day.

EDIT: Well. Looks like it would have been a Kangaroo.
Now for something witty...

"Hey baby, I'll hop in your pouch any time."

Yeah..I think I'm out of wit now.
 

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No not really... Zergs like to eat people...

EDIT: FUCKING NINJAS

Ooh dragons!
 

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Hmm...

Michael Logan said:
Sorry to say it Carnage but I wouldnt want to date your avatar.

Gandalf the White is way hotter.
But Gandalf the Grey has a pointy hat and... and Gandalf the White doesn't!
 

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No, I agree with Michael, carnage. Gandalf the white was better.

MirrorSweep said:
I'll be ninja'd so lets make this vague..
It's appealing? O-o I guess
That actually kind of works.

Hmm.. the ninja swarm seems to be dieing down.
 

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Carnage95 said:
snip for quote method
I like a beard on a man... can you do some "magic" for me?
 

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I don't no, am I gonna be dating big daddy or the little sister, either way it'll be rather awkward.
 

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You can be my "Big Daddy" any day. And I see you've brought a "Little Sis" to add to the fun eh?

*Waits for ninjas*

*Ninja'd*

*Grabs ninja*

Okay now I got you, you bastard! Your ninjaing days are over pal!
 

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I see you're one step ahead in making a 'me' sandwhich. (OVERZEALOUS WINKAGE)
 

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Mrhappyface 2: I don't think so...I don't see how your face can be happy if you don't have one D:
 

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*Munches on Irony's head while waiting to be ninja'd*

Irony said:
An eye for I? Sure why not?

Edit: Fuck! There's more of them! The ninjas just won't stop!
Your avatar just seems to attract ninjas, Irony.
 

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mew4ever23 said:
*Munches on Irony's head while waiting to be ninja'd*

Irony said:
You can be my "Big Daddy" any day. And I see you've brought a "Little Sis" to add to the fun eh?

*Waits for ninjas*

*Ninja'd*

*Grabs ninja*

Okay now I got you, you bastard! Your ninjaing days are over pal!
Your avatar just seems to attract ninjas, Irony.
I'm so sexy, people just can't resist me. Or its the fact that my head is a burger...

And congrats on not being ninja'd.
 

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Phwoaarrr. Mew? Yes please.

Mew learnt Transform!
Mew learnt Harden!
Mew learnt Pound!
Mew learnt Rest!

:D
NINJA'D! CURSES!

@Irony's avatar... Meh.
 

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Care to hop on? (I know it's bad, I want to try and get this one posted before another one shows up again.)
 

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Sure, i always wondered how a straight up fight between me and a portal turret would go...

And, since the ninjas are getting worse...
*BANG
One down, 2000 more to go
shit, only have 50 bullets... this is gonna be fun...
 

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See? I even make your RIFLE smile...

Probably ninja'd!

EDIT: BAHAHAHA! NINJa'd someone else. Pleasing.

EDIT: Never mind, someone asking for clarification.
 

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Huh... there were 3 ninjas... and i only got one...

The problem seems to be getting worse.

OH WHAT THE HELL!!! Got ninja'd twice while trying to put this comment right below my other one.
 

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*Tosses Malyc some more ninja-bullets*

Nice armour Nahtzee.

Edit: AGAIN?! At lease this one slightly makes sense.
 

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Malyc said:
Huh... there were 3 ninjas... and i only got one...

The problem seems to be getting worse.

OH WHAT THE HELL!!! Got ninja'd twice while trying to put this comment right below my other one.
It's okay though, your gun's still happy, right? ;)

Edit: DAMNIT!

Sorry Moleman, that's just TOO far out of my way.
 

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Koeryn said:
Malyc said:
Huh... there were 3 ninjas... and i only got one...

The problem seems to be getting worse.

OH WHAT THE HELL!!! Got ninja'd twice while trying to put this comment right below my other one.
It's okay though, your gun's still happy, right? ;)
Well yeah, its VERY hard to piss off a good rifle. Of course, i havnt tried, so it may be easier than i think...
 

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I'm with you brother! We must vanquish these ninjas so that the thread may continue on in peace! Fireball!

*Ninja'd*

Got you now! Evan's Spiked Tentacle of Forced Intrusion!

Edit: Well that was weird, I commented on Malyc, was ninjad, but still ended up with Malyc above me. Oh no. The ninjas just tricked me.

Clever girl...
 

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Don't resist the Kango-mew romance.

I_am_a_Spoon said:
Dating a peanut.

Yummy.
Ok.. Who were you trying to comment on?

Of course, I'll probably get ninja'd and this post will make no damn sense whatsoever.

Edit: -_- Wake me when the ninjaing slows down.
Mew used Barrier!
Mew used Rest!
 

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Irony said:
I'm with you brother! We must vanquish these ninjas so that the thread may continue on in peace! Firball!

*Ninja'd*

Got you now! Evan's Spiked Tentacle of Forced Intrusion!
You are not supposed to capture one of the fellow ninja fighters... By that, i mean you are not supposed to capture me.
 

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