Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[Zeema]

yes it another one of those threads but always fun rules are simple

1. Make a funny, weird, pervy or flirty remake about why you would date the above Avatar
2. What would your Pick up Line be?

i really should put more stuff in to say but there being no above avatar for me i cant really do anything so sorry

 

[Outright Villainy]

This is probably better off in the forum games section, to be honest.

 

[Ultress]

@ OP

I'd like to solve his crime.

Hey wanna go have a serious discussion(If it works for JFK It can work for me)

 

[Sovvolf]

I'd like to chew your bacca . (sorry, that's all I have, can't quite make out what you avatar is).

 

[Count Igor]

Nice sword. Can I clean it?

But I'm just waiting for that guy with the avatar of a Maid bending over... Be in there like a flash.

 

[Ultress]

I'd like to chew your bacca . (sorry, that's all I have, can't quite make out what you avatar is).

It's Terra from FF6 and that is the most epic line I've heard in a while.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Hey babe, here i am , your FINAL fantasy ;P

 

[Dublin Solo]

Damn.... Someone posted something before I could, now my stupid remark doesn't make sense anymore.

Oh well, I give up!

 

[Ruwrak]

Looks like someone has humor

Pickup line:
It does smell like bullshit in here. Feel like getting outta here?

 

[etherlance]

A cat???


What the hell am I going to do with a bloody ca..........O_O...............o_o........>_<


AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.....MY MIND WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN!!!!!

 

[Julianking93]

Awww!! Cute!

Of course I would ^-^

 

[Dragonblade146]

A maid? What do you clean?
No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.

 

[Angus565]

Your Batman? Well I got you a side kick right here *points to crotch*

 

[etherlance]

Awww!! Cute!

Of course I would ^-^

.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

 

[Dragonblade146]

Your Batman? Well I got you a side kick right here *points to crotch*

Okay.
That was freaking epic.

 

[Sovvolf]

Awww!! Cute!

Of course I would ^-^

.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Hey Foxxy (Sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[Julianking93]

A maid? What do you clean?
No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.

You better not. I wouldn't date someone who uses cheesy pick up lines...

.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Eat me?

In which way? >> << ^-^

[sup][sup]sorry, bad joke >.<[/sup][/sup]

 

[Scarecrow]

Um....I got nothing. Sorry.

Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears?

 

[etherlance]

Awww!! Cute!

Of course I would ^-^

.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Hey Foxxy (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Hope you don't mind if he grabs you by the HILT.............and now I feel dirty....

 

[Count Igor]

Hey...You want...
Err.. I'm gonna...
We coul-...
Okay. I'm drawing a blank here.
Damnit guys! Stop getting in the way of my true love!