Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[Shadyside]

Make a funny, weird, pervy or flirty remake about why you would date the above Avatar

 

[Neuromancer]

Because nobody has ever dated a capital S before.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Yes, as Emet-Selch is the hero we deserved.

 

[morsomk]

Yes, the man is an FBI agent.

 

[Neuromancer]

I bet he gives great head.

 

[Martintox]

How could I say no with a smile like that?

 

[Neuromancer]

He's so hot, I bet even his sister finds him attractive!

 

[morsomk]

I'm absolutely sure there's nothing wrong with his family.

 

[Kae]

Yeah, I could use a lizard in my life.

 

[Neuromancer]

I no longer need drugs to hallucinate. Yes.

 

[Shadyside]

I don't like gays.

 

[Neuromancer]

I don't like S-uckers either.

 

[xmbts]

He's got all that sass.

 

[Shadyside]

no

 

[Kae]

Look at all those curves! I guess it's quite Sexy.

 

[Shadyside]

no cuz its a trap

 

[Neuromancer]

I don't feel like dating concepts. I am deeply grounded in material reality.

 

[Kae]

Yes, just to make @Shadyside jealous.

 

[Shadyside]

i like people who are drug free, so no.

 

[Kae]

Silly S, cats aren't people! But anyway, not anymore, I think I'm more into Z's now.